Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.
1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong
2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision
1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong
2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision
1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.
2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.
2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.
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We went to that concert last night and got really fucked up. Afterwards we continued to go laser boating all through the next day.
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noun.
(plural = lasers)
1. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Essentially, a powerful type of light, used to point to things in presentations, for playing with cats, and even in some medical procedures.
verb.
(3rd person present = lasers, past = lasered, present participle/gerund = lasering)
1. to take something out with a laser, especially a tattoo
adjective.
1. relating to lasers, especially medical procedures
noun.
(plural = lasers)
1. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Essentially, a powerful type of light, used to point to things in presentations, for playing with cats, and even in some medical procedures.
verb.
(3rd person present = lasers, past = lasered, present participle/gerund = lasering)
1. to take something out with a laser, especially a tattoo
adjective.
1. relating to lasers, especially medical procedures
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