wigger

A caucasian person who dresses, acts, and talks "gangsta" and TRIES to freestyle. Usually are in a family (possibly Jewish) whose income is about 500 thousand dollars a year. Can be found in groups to protect each other from people they have "chedda" with. Can be found talking massive shit but can't back any of it up with words. Usually found saying "my nigga" "don't be hatin'" and/or adds izzle to every wizzle so they don't have to rhyzzle.

Example of a Conversation
Wigger #1: Ayo homie? Wuhssgooodd my nigguh?
Wigger #2: Nothing homeboy. My mom be all up in my grill cuz we only made 300 g's this year sonn...So I done told her, "don't be hatin' biatch. start participatin'" Yah feel me boi?
Wigger #1: Oh werd? Iss aiite tho. My family ain't making that much either...only got 350 g's this year. And i only got a 72 inch flat widescreen in mah b-room nah im sayin?
Wigger #2: Yeah fo sho. But we from the ghetto nah im sayin son?
Wigger #1: Fo sho nigguh. Southside Beverly Hills represent!!
Wigger #2: For shizzle my nizzle. We be up in the hizzle of southsizzle of Beverly Hizzle!!
Wigger #1: Werd up! Da BHF (gang of wiggers in Beverly Hills. Known as the Beverly Hills Family) gon' fuk up anyone who got chedda wid us son!
Wigger #2: FO SHO!! We gon cap some fools wid our gats my nigguh! (refers to their BB guns and water guns at their house.) Aiite homedawg. Im out aiite?? Peace out cubscout.
Wigger #1: Aiite son. Later skater!

Example of a "freestyle" - from an actual freestyle of a white kid from NVD in NJ.
White Kid: "Yo, yo, yo...what's that thing I see in your pocket? Is that your cock hanging out of your socket?"
Other White Kids: "OOOH DISSED!!"
Me: "Wow you guys are fucken homo...Go suck a dick, cuz u guys are fucken pricks. Oh that rhymed. Well i owned you all then you faggots.

by uranmfer329 March 14, 2005

widget

In Mac OS X 10.4 and later, a HTML/Java/CSS based class of applications which runs on a separate desktop layer called the Dashboard. Dashboard is invoked by pressing F12 (default, can be changed in System Preferences) or by clicking on the Dashboard icon in the dock. They are meant to provide quick access to frequently used information, often live updated from the internet. For example, Apple includes a world clock, a flight tracker and a calculator, among others. Hundreds are available for download around the internet. See also Konfabulator, a similar system which predated the launch of OS X 10.4.

Don't bother with the fedex webpage, you can track that package with a widget instead.

Windows user: whoa, that's cool, how'd you do that?
Mac user: Those are dashboard widgets.
Windows user: Can I do that?
Mac User: No. Sucks to be you, doesn't it.
Windows user: I like typewriters.

by Chris September 3, 2005

Mark of the Wigger

The ever-present fake-diamond studs that signify one's complete decline to wiggerhood. When one has attached such a relic, there is no saving them.

The Mark of the Wigger...overpriced damnation.

by lawlboobs April 27, 2006

Bosnian Wigger

To be from Bosnia and act like a nigger.

Dude, that guy playing at Danny's last night was a Bosnian wigger.

Yea he was, he told me to shut da fuck up boo.

by Gin April 25, 2005

Wigger

There's a shitload of these at my school. Anyway, wigger's are usually blonde kids that wanna be black because they heard a Tupac or Michael Jackson song. They then cut their hair short, spike it up, get some baggy-ass clothes at k-mart, then start acting like a nigger. They're pretty fun to watch because they have no clue they're making fools of themselves. They typically hang out with niggers, but the niggers just hang out with them because they're funny to watch.

Average White Kid: Hey, what in the fuck are you wearing?

Wigger Kid: Yo, man, I be listenin' to my nigga Pac, he be gettin' me all gangsta n shit!

Average White Kid: K, whatevs....

by youdon'tneedtoknowme April 2, 2010

WIGGER

An acronym for:

W-hite

I-diot

G-one

G-hetto,

E-vidently

R-etarded

That stupid WIGGER used to listen to Death Metal bands in Middle School!

by dalinian August 22, 2011

wigger

A white suburban person that thinks they're black. They are seen mimicking the mannerisms and clothing of a black ghetto kid. They do this because they think they look cool, when in reality, people view them as pathetic and wannabes, hence the term wigger(Wannabe Nigger). They talk in ghetto slang used by black ghetto kids and are uneducated. Their grammar is an english teacher's nightmare and they can't type properly.

They are one of the prime examples of white trash.

Wigger: "Y000 dAwGz WaTZ G000D EH?!!111ONE!!!111
Translation: Hi, how are you?

Wigger: AW H3LL NAWWWW M4N WAT THE SH11ZZLLEE??!!!!11111
Translation: What? That sucks.

Wigger: KBaI M3N PcE oUt H0MEDAWGZZZ~~~!!!!!!!!
Translation: Later guys.

Wigger: WaT the FAAKIN sHiZzZzZleZZZ M3N IMA cUt U 2NIT3!!! U NO BE MESIN ROUND WIT M3H!!!!!!111111ONE!!!111111 Y U GOIN UP IN MAH GR1LLL BOI????/
Translation: You are an idiot.

by Marco K. May 27, 2010