Definitions by dalinian

WIGGER 

An acronym for:

W-hite

I-diot

G-one

G-hetto,

E-vidently

R-etarded

That stupid WIGGER used to listen to Death Metal bands in Middle School!

WIGGER by dalinian August 22, 2011

wiccan 

A believer in the most ancient Nature Religion of Mankind - one that traces it's true origins way, far back to 1954.

Female practitioners are traditionally called "Witches" while the males are known as "Warlocks."

They are both easily distinguished from non-Wiccans by their extreme over-use of Mascara.

"But I'm a Christian!" once sobbed the late Televangelist Tammy Faye Baker.
"Whatever in the world made you think I was a Wiccan?" she demanded as her tears left long, dark trails under her eyes.

wiccan by dalinian February 26, 2011

Jigger 

A hybrid product of Jewish and African-American coitus, rarely found outside of Hollywood or the Music Industry. Prominent offspring include Lenny Kravitz, Lisa Bonet, Rashida Jones and Rain Pryor.

That Jigger is conflicted! Every time he walks by a ghetto, he has to fight the urge to buy a building cheap and then turn around and rent it to himself for an inflated rate!

Jigger by dalinian February 20, 2011