split whisker

female genitalia

show us ya split whisker

by hairynosedwombat April 13, 2004

whisterpoof

to slap someone upside the head, usually due to their stupidity or idiotic actions.

Guy: did you hear what Micah did?
Girl:yes, we should whisterpoof him!

later...
(Girl and guy on approaching Micah)
"JERK!" *whisterpoof!*

by The Magical Whisterpoofer! April 24, 2009

Whiskered Raisin

A hairy, meaty pussy

1st guy: Yo, how was that chick you hooked up with last night dude?

2nd Guy: She was alright, but I must say, I was a little disgusted with her whiskered raisin.

by Coherent November 19, 2009

[WHISPERING EYE] PATCH

TERM FOR G-STRING PANTIES ( THEY ONLY COVER THE PUSSY).

LOOK AT HER ASS, SHE'S WEARING A WHISPERING EYE PATCH.

by THE LIP LICKER June 20, 2011

Whisker pussying

The act of pleasuring a woman with the tip(s) of your mustache.

Jim: Dude I've never been that drunk before!
Jake: Do you even remember what happened?

Jim: Hell no bro, I totally killed 3 6'ers in a shotgun battle.
Jake: All you could talk about was the monster whisker pussying you preformed on a female individual..
Jim: What the fuck is whisker pussying?!
Jake: Ask your sister..

by Vātsyāyana April 13, 2014

Whiskermuffins

Verb. To brush your facial hair over female genitalia in a sweeping (whisking) motion. Generally performed by fully bearded men with hanging or robust whiskers, but can be accomplished by any dangling facial hair. Play on words "whisk-her-muffins."

Noun 1. Can be used as a descriptive noun of the verb form. The act of brushing one's whiskers against pussy in a whisking, sweeping manners. Should be a pleasurable, albeit strange act.

Noun 2. A very energetic indoor cat with the mind of a genius. Insists on being addressed as "Mister" despite being a cat with few notable accomplishments.

1. Yo, I had a full beard going and whiskermuffin'd Theresa last night. It was great, but she got a bit chafed.

2. Ah Theresa? She won't put out at all unless you give her some whiskermuffins. She's addicted to beardfaces up on that snatch.

3. I was late yesterday and Mr. Whiskermuffins got pissed and scratched the hell out of my face. I'm gonna have to grow a beard to cover the scars. At least I'll be able to whiskermuffin Theresa again. She won't smooch me unless she gets a whiskermuffin here and there.

by beeuhnay June 4, 2014

whiskerfloss

The act of flossing your teeth with your sexual partner's pubic hair while she spits in your mouth

I got drunk as shit and almost choked performing a whiskerfloss.

by anonymous June 9, 2016