Web Jocky

A person who entertains others with their web searching skills.

Every time I am over Tim's place he shows people the funniest videos on YouTube, he is such a Web Jocky!

by D-Link July 14, 2009

Dog web

A dog web is a clump of fur that has built up on the floor or surfaces, like cobwebs but made of dog hair.

There are a lot of dog webs in that corner, someone should really hoover them.

by Neliverrrr August 12, 2023

Web Spider

Some one who spends to much time on the internet

"ugh.. Johny is such a web spider he is alwas on the internet, wont he come outside?..."

by Dietel Halls September 28, 2009

Web Schizo

Web Schizo refers to a condition where a person becomes mentally disoriented or overwhelmed due to excessive exposure to the vast and chaotic information on the internet. It symbolizes the struggle of individuals trying to navigate the ever-expanding virtual world, resulting in a sense of confusion and fragmentation. People calling themselves "Web Schizos" are often diagnosed with some type of schizophrenia, however, the term "Web Schizo" is not based on any medical diagnosis and is primarily used in casual conversations to describe behavior related to excessive internet usage.

"Hey dude, i checked out your Twitter account last night, you are a total Web Schizo lol.

by P0lybius July 30, 2023

Web Gremlin

A type of person usually in their early teens that spend unusual amounts of unsupervised time on the internet, often being annoying or stupid in places like discord servers, reddit threads, or twitter replies.

guy 1: you seen what that Vuz guy’s been saying in the server?

guy 2: yeah, he’s a real web gremlin

by WUDICTIONARY July 30, 2021

Web Jiggin'

-The moves you throw down when you walk into a spider web.

Friend: What the heck were you just doing?
You: Just a little web jiggin'.

by Loogis August 03, 2012

Webbed fingers

When you sneeze into your hand and it gives you webbed fingers

"I sneezed and gave myself webbed fingers"

by Undertaker sann July 17, 2017