pimp the web

making money online, being your own boss by legally making cash online

i learned how to make money on amazon from pimptheweb.com now i totally pimp the web, i'm self employed

by 1800loco November 24, 2017

Word of Web

Much similar to word of net the spreading of news via the internet, mainly social media, forums and messages. Commonly abbreviated to WOW.

I heard about that story through WOW (Word of Web)!

by hayawan September 11, 2016

web stapler

While two girls are Tribbing against each other, one of them squirts inside her partner. But during the process, finds out she has spider powers, so her squirt was essentially a bunch of impact webs, sticking each other together; web stapler

person 1: i think im going to...
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs

by Zimbaycoleo December 7, 2020

Web Jiggin'

-The moves you throw down when you walk into a spider web.

Friend: What the heck were you just doing?
You: Just a little web jiggin'.

by Loogis August 3, 2012

web disabled

condition of being temporarily paralyzed by the need to interact with a web-enabled device in a socially awkward way

Dude, I was talking to Frank and he stopped mid sentence to check out a notification on his iPhone. He was totally web disabled.

by bandospook July 27, 2012

web-enlightenment

A new era of enlightenment of the masses made possible by the easily accessible information provided by the internet.

In this age of web-enlightenment, anyone can be an expert at anything in just a few clicks.

by thinker234 December 16, 2011

web puppy

A "Web Puppy" is the term for a pet spider.

:Look at all my little web puppy's in their cage!"

"Aww, you have some cute web puppys."

by Spider master January 7, 2023