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african weave snatcher

A term used in placement of an offensive name when referring to someone who is “pulling at your hair” or therefore, getting on your nerves. Most commonly used by people of African origin.
1. Stop being an African weave snatcher, you annoying twit.
2. You’re such an African weave snatcher, you know. You get under my skin.
by suresandy April 22, 2018
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willow weaving

Following a one night stand where the lady ends up with cum in her hair, this is the process of gathering the crusty chunks of her hair into a loose plait or pony tail before the walk of shame
This guy blew so much spunk into my hair last night that I had to do some serious willow weaving befor3 getting out of there
by Alan Morissette January 2, 2018
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Weave

a girls bestfriend after the man's testicle. Not just black women wear weave white and sometimes hispanics. *It very rare to see a hispanic with weave.*
KIKI: Girl, my hair gettin done friday! Cuz i can't keep doin this nappy ass shit!

AMAYA: Girl, I'm gettin weave in my head cuz SHIIIIIT! i cant keep do in this shit! *points to head*
by Nothing up here!!! April 24, 2018
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Weave

Just another name for a wig
Person 1: oooh he snatched her weave!
by IronTrooper January 22, 2020
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Badasket Weaving

Badasket Weaving is to Badassery as Bitchcraft is to Bitchery.
by TheDoctor303 November 19, 2020
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Pull yo weave

It’s a VERY harmful weapon first used by females. It can hurt the scalp and even worse pull yo tracks out. ⚠️WARNING⚠️ DON’T PUT WEAVE IN WHEN YOU GOT BEEF.
Bitch I will pull yo weave out dumb bitch!
by Taytortot September 7, 2020
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Cobra Weave

A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.
Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?
by Klendi October 23, 2020
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