Bad weave

An obvious lie. Combines the ideas of a poorly made up story with a poorly done hair weave.

That ugly said she slept with Montel when he was in town, but that's just a bad weave.

by Grimy dog October 2, 2020

weave game weak

When you see someone with shiny combed brown hair in the front and then nappy un combed black hair in the back

Kierra- Girl...did u see Sierra hair
Brittany- Yes girl her weave game weak!!

by plug2021 April 16, 2016

weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.

dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.

by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024

weave nation-certified

If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.

dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.

by AdruyinarGaming January 15, 2024

Weave

Dodge

Bro did you see that weave john did to mike yesterday?

by Lisden November 11, 2021

Bob n' Weave

1. A touchdown dance noteably used by the 1998-2000 St. Louis Rams NFL team that was greatly received as unsportsmanlike conduct.
2. A Barber Shop Beauty Parlor combination owned and created by the same name which also features styles/cuts by the same name.

You dropped the bomb on me with that Bob n' Weave!

by Vin Nguyen August 3, 2017

Weave

a girls bestfriend after the man's testicle. Not just black women wear weave white and sometimes hispanics. *It very rare to see a hispanic with weave.*

KIKI: Girl, my hair gettin done friday! Cuz i can't keep doin this nappy ass shit!

AMAYA: Girl, I'm gettin weave in my head cuz SHIIIIIT! i cant keep do in this shit! *points to head*

by Nothing up here!!! April 24, 2018