Treason Weasel 

A large, slug-like mammal known for its fluffy yellow hair, dusty orange skin, and propensity for crass displays of public preening. Thought to have originally congealed from the floors of a forgotten bathroom in the Kremlin, the Treason Weasel is an invasive species, known for its ability to destabilize nations and threaten thermonuclear war. If you think your government has a Treason Weasel infestation, immediately contact Bob Mueller and arrange for an extremination.

"Dude have you seen the stories coming out of Washington? The place has a serious Treason Weasel problem."

Treason Weasel by jh11235 October 31, 2017

waveperc30 

The biggest simp on Instagram

Boy 1: “Bro have u met a waveperc30?!”
Boy 2: “Yeah that nigga a simp”

waveperc30 by simpolice911 October 31, 2019

swamp weasel 

An incompetent fool who makes brash and arrogant statements but fails to actually achieve anything. Tries to squirm into gigs by backstabbing others and succing up to the higher-ups.

"Hey, you know how Kartik said he would get first place?"
"Yeah."
"Turns out he didn't even win anything at all, and I also heard that he sucked up to the officers to get a second chance."
"LMAO this clown is the biggest swamp weasel I've ever seen."

swamp weasel by nigswimmer March 5, 2017

heat waves 

A dreamnotfound, or dream and georgenotfound (2 minecraft youtubers), fanfic involving 2 best friends that end up falling for each other through the heat waves that are affecting dream's brain.

have you heard of heat waves?

I burn you? ...you melt me.

heat waves by Stale Popcorn November 14, 2020

new wave raver 

A new-wave fanatic, essentially. They can exist during the 80's, or present date... but they are generally seen wearing outrageous outfits in the former, and sometimes unfortunately, in the latter.

brian: "Dude, did you see that guy drive by in a checkered shirt and neon orange glasses blasting Gary Numan!? Total new wave raver!"

new wave raver by brianxymox May 19, 2006

Nerd Weasel 

One who abandons their sacred duty, especially for vague and presumably contemptible reasons.

Person A: Nick couldn't make it this weekend because he's in Miami.
Person B: What's he doing there?
Person A: He didn't say, but I think he might be campaigning for Rick Santorum.
Person B: Weasel. Nerd Weasel.

Nerd Weasel by ChodeMiller February 25, 2012

Whomp Weasel 

A fairly new slang term for the penis

I got kicked right in the whomp weasel and it hurt!

Whomp Weasel by Uark23 December 5, 2012