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Bob n' Weave

1. A touchdown dance noteably used by the 1998-2000 St. Louis Rams NFL team that was greatly received as unsportsmanlike conduct.
2. A Barber Shop Beauty Parlor combination owned and created by the same name which also features styles/cuts by the same name.
by Vin Nguyen August 3, 2017
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Weave

Bro did you see that weave john did to mike yesterday?
by Lisden November 11, 2021
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Matted Weave

what happens when maliaya doesn’t wash her hair for weeks on end
what is going on with that matted weave, you can’t see the scalp”
by suckmyhuge February 24, 2025
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Cobra Weave

A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.
Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?
by Klendi October 23, 2020
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willow weaving

Following a one night stand where the lady ends up with cum in her hair, this is the process of gathering the crusty chunks of her hair into a loose plait or pony tail before the walk of shame
This guy blew so much spunk into my hair last night that I had to do some serious willow weaving befor3 getting out of there
by Alan Morissette January 2, 2018
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beave-weave

a pubic hair style characterized by long woven braids
Nashiqua spent all her rent money on a beave-weave and a pack of Newports so now she has been relegated to hoeing in order to avoid being evicted by her landlord.
by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023
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Weave

weave or weaving is a form of human embrace where ones legs wrap around each others legs.
do you want to come weave with me?
by anglesanglesangles June 27, 2022
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