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wash

A failure, a complate waste of time.
I just got back from Walwart, what a wash!
by Jack Debian February 2, 2005
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pressure wash

Douching with Mentos and Diet Coke to prevent pregnancy.

(contrary to popular belief, it does not work)
"Sally decided to try a pressure wash when the condom failed"
by Episkopose Gorm February 16, 2009
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sink wash

To hurriedly wash yourself, usually in one area of your body, in a sink in a way that you'd usually do in a shower or bath.

You could shampoo your hair, wash your feet, or anything in between.

It's often, but not always, done secretly in desperation: there's no time to shower or bathe, or you don't have access to a shower or bath, like at work.
"Oh, man, you're just too funky. Sink wash your junk and come and fuck me."

"You having a bad hair or what? You're gonna have to sink wash your hair before the meeting."
by fredb March 4, 2009
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Kentucky Washboard

The Kentucky washboard is the act of sitting on a sexual partners abs and taking a soggy, chunky dump on them and rubbing it in with you dirty ass cheeks.
"Son last night I gave your Mom a Kentucky washboard,and shes still picking out pieces of Tuesday nights pot roast out of her bellybutton"
by Effen Shine Box!!!! August 17, 2009
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An Egg Wash

A mixture of semen and vaginal juices beaten together during a hot and heavy sex session. Similar to that of an Egg Wash using when baking, this beaten mixture of human juices leaves a lovely shine on the penis and vagina when dried after sex.
Carl and Wendy enjoyed a evening of hot, raunchy sex and their juices were mixed all night long creating An Egg Wash on their genitals that they both admired with price and accomplishment when they woke up the next morning.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014
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dick wash

when some one is using the urinal at a school, place of business or work and you push them forward and flush the toilet.
Guy 1: Yo, should i give him a dick wash?
Guy 2: I'll flush.
by Bersh December 9, 2008
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helmet washer

someone (a female hopefully!)who loves to and/or is good at giving head.
Helen Golich (go lick??)
NYC
by Helen G. November 7, 2003
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