Texas Hand Warmer

A slang term for a female whose vaginal muscles are loose enough to allow for the insertion of entire hand. Normally used as a derogatory term implying promiscuity.

Man I got with Angel last night, that chick is a real Texas hand warmer.

by Montanak121 September 3, 2013

Alaskan Foot Warmer

When you shove your entire foot into a woman's vagina.

I gave Stefani an Alaskan foot warmer last night. She won't text me back.

by LameLayne April 6, 2016

Warmers

12 post drinking chomp items glazed with love, created by a machine and brought forth to this world via conveyor belt. Placed in a box which is set on your lap for the car-ride home. The warmth which radiates from this cardboard treasure chest into your loins assures you of the miracle to come.

"Warmers run bro...No you go...Faggot! I went last time!...Fuck you, I'll go."
"Sorry man, I have no change for you, I spent my money on Warmers. Get the fuck away from my car before I stab you in the fucking face with my Jim Wagner Reality Based Blade! Mother Fucker!"
"Kill that Warmer bro, before it becomes a Lone-Ass Lefty."

by Death Machine August 5, 2008

Wang Warmer

A knitted pouch intended to keep ones penis warm.
See ball warmer

*sigh of relief* Damn dude my peener is hella warm thanks to my wang warmer

by 13 March 26, 2003

warnarg

a way to seductively annihilate someone, by pelvicly thrusting them out of a school bus window.

haha, yea he was a perv, so i warnarged him!

by Page263 April 29, 2008

warnette

Enemies to lovers excellence. Served iconic lines such as ‘lift your hips for me, love.’ ‘I want to be the friend you fall hopelessly in love with.’ ‘My heart is yours. Please don’t ever give it back to me.’ And more!

“Ship Warnette for clear skin!”

by Elizaliza July 12, 2021

Shelf Warmer

The unwanted toys at a retail outlet.

Man I wanted a Marvel Universe Blade figure but all they had were shelf warmer Spidermans.

by DanceLoganDance December 17, 2011