Costa Wanker

A young wanna be hipster who always goes to the Costa Coffee machines at petrol stations.

' Look at that Costa Wanker waiting for his shit latte'

Or

'I can't get a coffee because the que is full of Costa wankers'

by dog tits July 05, 2016

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bearded wanker

When a bloke is more obsessed with his beard than fucking everything

I love playing with my beard it proper turns me on. I think I'm a bearded wanker

by Bearded wanker March 14, 2016

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The supreme leader of a group of wankers.

Usually used to refer to a useless politician.

"I hereby declare you, Wanker-in-chief"

by Titan90 September 01, 2019

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Someone proficient in manipulating language to express complex thoughts in a simple way

"Wow Laura managed to fit such a complex thought into only ONE tweet?! I'd need a whole thread! She's such a word wanker."

by laura898 November 27, 2020

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Pasty complexion sported by young men who spend far too much time alone in the bedroom with the curtains pulled shut.

'I've just got grand theft auto san andreas for christmas, so i'll be spending the next few months working on my wanker's tan.'

by Chuckle Mother February 22, 2005

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An insult commonly used against those who carry briefcases.

by badboyCHANCE October 24, 2010

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A 12 year old swag fag who vapes all the time and jacks off 2 times a day.

I saw John vaping yesterday and he said he just got done jacking off. What a hefty wanker.

by ButterboyOG August 22, 2015

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