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bearded wanker

When a bloke is more obsessed with his beard than fucking everything
I love playing with my beard it proper turns me on. I think I'm a bearded wanker
by Bearded wanker July 27, 2016
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audi wanker

A group of middle aged men, trying there utmost not to have a mid life crisis. They think they own the road. They seem to think they look cool. When in actual fact they’re simply an ‘Audi Wanker’.
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Move out of my way!!!!! Audi wanker !!!!!
by Kel-Kel :) August 8, 2018
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Travel Wanker

Travel Wanker (Noun): One who travels in Asia or South America in hopes of "finding themselves". Wears genie pants, neglects basic hygiene, doesn't wear shoes and constantly tells you about how relinquishing their material possessions pushed them to a higher spiritual plain.
"Look at the top-knot on that travel wanker."
"What was the hostel like? Couldn't handle it, full of travel wankers."
by IrishNBA September 30, 2018
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Cheese Wanker

Someone who fancies themselves to be a cheese expert and can't stop talking about cheese.
He's such a cheese wanker! Every time we eat cheese, he can't stop talking. I just want to eat the damn cheese. I don't need to hear about how it was made, what the cow was fed and how many times a week the cheesemaker brushed the cheese!
by TheCheeseWanker April 13, 2022
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wanker's tan

Pasty complexion sported by young men who spend far too much time alone in the bedroom with the curtains pulled shut.
'I've just got grand theft auto san andreas for christmas, so i'll be spending the next few months working on my wanker's tan.'
by Chuckle Mother May 13, 2005
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Briefcase Wanker

An insult commonly used against those who carry briefcases.
Bully: Look at that briefcase wanker!
Briefcase Wanker: Fuck off, faggot!
by badboyCHANCE October 25, 2010
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Serial Wanker

Someone that wanks way too often, the type that prefers the company of his/her hand over that of a man/woman.

The Serial Wanker can relief himself several times in one day and often does.
Terry is a serial wanker, he sits at his computer all day wanking and playing WoW
by Mesie December 30, 2010
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