by Bearded wanker July 27, 2016
Get the bearded wanker mug.A group of middle aged men, trying there utmost not to have a mid life crisis. They think they own the road. They seem to think they look cool. When in actual fact they’re simply an ‘Audi Wanker’.
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by Kel-Kel :) August 8, 2018
Get the audi wanker mug.Travel Wanker (Noun): One who travels in Asia or South America in hopes of "finding themselves". Wears genie pants, neglects basic hygiene, doesn't wear shoes and constantly tells you about how relinquishing their material possessions pushed them to a higher spiritual plain.
"Look at the top-knot on that travel wanker."
"What was the hostel like? Couldn't handle it, full of travel wankers."
"What was the hostel like? Couldn't handle it, full of travel wankers."
by IrishNBA September 30, 2018
Get the Travel Wanker mug.He's such a cheese wanker! Every time we eat cheese, he can't stop talking. I just want to eat the damn cheese. I don't need to hear about how it was made, what the cow was fed and how many times a week the cheesemaker brushed the cheese!
by TheCheeseWanker April 13, 2022
Get the Cheese Wanker mug.Pasty complexion sported by young men who spend far too much time alone in the bedroom with the curtains pulled shut.
'I've just got grand theft auto san andreas for christmas, so i'll be spending the next few months working on my wanker's tan.'
by Chuckle Mother May 13, 2005
Get the wanker's tan mug.by badboyCHANCE October 25, 2010
Get the Briefcase Wanker mug.Someone that wanks way too often, the type that prefers the company of his/her hand over that of a man/woman.
The Serial Wanker can relief himself several times in one day and often does.
The Serial Wanker can relief himself several times in one day and often does.
by Mesie December 30, 2010
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