A wally is a person that is extremely full of themselves for no reason at all and try their hardest to show everyone their self worth and cockyness. These people are the complete opposite of their alter ego. Usually are found at the bar , driving their car around with the windows down and girl sunglasses on. "thee wally" is the king of all wallys and usually has a entourage of wally followers
Omg! Do you see that that thee wally over there with the khaki shorts, high socks and drinking that fruity drink?
by Live and Love it May 7, 2011

A probably autistic puppet who either does or does not know how babies are even made. This mf probably doesn’t even know what a condom is, yet people simp for this mf and make oversexualized AU’s and art of this thing.
by Slinkypeepee December 30, 2023

by oof oof die in a hole May 3, 2019

As she ran for the bus, her swinging wally boppers knocked several valuable curios from the middle and upper shelves.
by Mr. Butterworth February 28, 2011

(Pea-nee wahl-lee)
1. Meaning soft or flaccid penis limpdick limp dick
2. A floppy, badly rolled blunt.
1. Meaning soft or flaccid penis limpdick limp dick
2. A floppy, badly rolled blunt.
I was hooking up with this guy last night and I left early because he had had a penne wallie.
This blunt is a penne wallie.
This blunt is a penne wallie.
by Chillary Hiinton February 2, 2019

Wallys hub is a sexy ass hub created by wallythebird at the price of 10$ with just giftcards as an option.
Person 1: omg i got synapse x
person 2: well I have synapse X and wallys hub so i can actually do something with synapse
person 2: well I have synapse X and wallys hub so i can actually do something with synapse
by wallythebird January 7, 2020
