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jack wad 

Same as calling someone a jackass. But people won’t here the ass. So you get away with out the curse. Yet it’s worse than a jackass. Mostly because of the hidden inside joke. Very small amount of people know this meaning.
I can’t beliebe this jack wad took up two parking spots.
jack wad by OriginalKB May 11, 2018
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Double-dipping Cunt-wad

When you stuff your cock so hard into a sloot that you bust nut too quick. But you were going to eat her asshole out (like a KFC NUTTY CRUNCH), so you have to commit to tongue-punching her sphincter although you've already tainted her hole. You land up double-dipping bodily fluids inside her hole - being your saliva and cum.
Chris please don't stop licking out my snowy jizz-filled asshole, you naughty little double-dipping cunt-wad.

Pantys in a wad

When a person has a attitude or is in a bad mood
Kate currently has her pantys in a wad
Pantys in a wad by Jake daddy 1244 October 10, 2021
An idiot who tries to act smart.
George Bush is such a dick-wad!
dick-wad by ??? May 7, 2005
1)The "flim wad" was the original currency of the european community.

2)Flim Wad = A wankshaft of a plastic vicar who likes watching arse candles with his bum-eyes. The fucknut!

3) a total loser.
1) THe inflatable lady cost 30 flimwads.

2) He sat there rubbing himself like a total flimwad.
flim wad by Greggy March 4, 2005

Oklahoma wad 

A large bundle of very small denomination currency, usually one dollar bills or carefully trimmed plain paper, surrounded by one (1) bill of some significance, usually a lone one hundred (100) dollar bill. These are rubber banded together.
The intended effect is to convey that the loser flashing said wad is a man of great import and means.
In fact, the bearer of an Oklahoma wad is usually found driving a car "borrowed" from a friend, relative, or complete stranger, is in need of dental work, and has not paid his electric bill.
This person often wears clothes made of polyester, wears cowboy boots with a fake skin imprint, has badly capped teeth, a hacking cough, and may be seen wearing a cheap toupee.

Although they may be found in virtually any populated region, their origin is thought to the the pathetic state of Oklahoma.
Ned: Virgil must of hit the jackpot at the Coushatta reservation casino this weekend....did you see the jack he was hauling?
Ed: Hey igmo, Virgil is a loser, and that jack was nothing but an Oklahoma wad. He was still bumming cigs off me all night. What a fuckstick.
Oklahoma wad by asfterbirtha September 3, 2009