Vanity

1. An indescribably gorgeous woman who loves to laugh, thinks of others before herself and loves fashion. She can light up the darkest rooms with her personality and has the most mesmerizing eyes.

2.Sweet, shy, and trustworthy friend/girlfriend.

Vanity makes me feel amazing!

by Phenomenonperson January 12, 2012

vintage deadstock

Usually clothes that are vintage ie. more than 20 years old, no longer available by a designer brand, out of stock, therefore, deadstock. An example of vintage deadstock can be gold label Levi’s for example. These key words can attract buyers of vintage designer labels and can be used as a description when selling vintage clothes online. Used with a hashtag #vintage deadstock.

Hey Charli. Thanks for telling me the Sportsgirl dress I’m selling on DePop is vintage deadstock.

by tashiim September 29, 2020

vinique

the term to describe something socially replusive; a sexual innuendo that is way too crass; someone who thinks of dirty thoughts to the opposite sex

The girls are wering white shirts, let's spray water on them." "You just pulled a vinique.

by nimmaaaa August 18, 2010

Vintaged

The state an alcoholic beverage attains after it has been left out for a period of time, probably at a party.

"That red wine has been there for days!"
"Do you want to drink it? It looks pretty well vintaged."

by robuttt August 11, 2008

vineta

Vineta is the best!

Vineta! It sounds like a symphony!!!!

by Ivetina January 12, 2018

vanity spectacles

n. Phrase used to indicate someone's ego is inflated.

Bob thinks his crib is all that, but he's looking through his vanity spectacles.

by gnostic1 December 4, 2010

Vanity Degree

A university degree chosen primarily for the satisfaction of the knowledge one attains from it, the most important aspect of which is that you enjoy what you are studying.

This short sighted life decision often gives little thought or concern to the fact that such a degree will probably not leave the graduate with employable skills or knowledge meaning they will have to work in a job they hate forever.

Common vanity degrees include politics, womens/feminism studies, sociology, history and most arts degrees.

"I AM TRYING TO SPEND MY YOUTH BEING PASSIONATE ABOUT SOMETHING AND IF I END UP A CHECK OUT CHICK IN MY FORTIES AT LEAST I WILL KNOW THAT I KNOW A LOT ABOUT THINGS THAT I LOVE AND THAT I SPENT MY DEGREE LEARNING ABOUT THINGS I WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT"

Why waste 3-4 years and tens of thousands of dallars studying for a vanity degree with no job prospects at the end? Why not plan ahead and find something that interests you AND that you can make a career out of. That way you can spend your entire working life doing something that interests you, not just your youth and education.

by Nelson's Column December 26, 2011