Victor Garcia

A kid who is brown and commonly asks for favors and donations. Has a mustache but is usually shown up by other men in public places with much better mustaches. Weekend Warrior.

these tacos are terrible.

yeah they have mustache hairs in them

some victor garcia must have made it.

by Shoot em up Cal April 11, 2011

Victor Internet

victor cervantes know as Victor! and Victor Internet is an amazing, talented, and really nice artist.

His music is fucking amazing:)

now go stream victors debut for clear skin;)

Have you listened to victor internets new album?

Yes i heard it was really good.

by ugly rat :) September 28, 2019

victor internet

a talented, good looking, and nice underrated singer known for tinder song go stream VICTORS DEBUT for clear skin, thank you

have you listened to victor internets new album?

yes i heard it was great

by ugly rat :) September 28, 2019

the victor swerve

when a conversation's hot and you have to redirect what you're talking about before it gets any worse.

leila: dayuuuuum! so that's what we're going to do huh?

jay: so how bout that lamp shade? (the victor swerve)

by tisjayr July 30, 2019

Waiting for Victor

When you are in love with someone who barely thinks about you and will eventually forget about you. It is a reference to the Bret Easton Ellis novel The rules of attraction in which the character of Lauren is madly in love with Victor a boy she dated last year who is now in Europe. She is afraid to comtact him throughout the whole movie. The third act of the book he calls Lauren and it is revealed he was calling someone else and doesn't even remember Lauren.

Person 1: I just can't get him/her out of my mind.
Person 2: Dude it's never gonna happen. You're Waiting for Victor.

by generalofnerdia January 02, 2019

Victor B.

A really gay guys who is scared to tell his friend but there's that one person who know the truth

Victor B. it's ok

by I know you are March 14, 2018

Victor Baton

A diatribe, a rant, a boring monologue. It may seem intellectual, but all it boils down to is a soft, small penis and a shattered heart. They often mistake their own asshole for a bottle opener.

I was pulling a Victor Baton, but no one wanted to listen to the poetry that was falling out of my mouth like endless drool. I'm so lonely, perhaps I will hug a banana with my prostate for some comfort.

by littleBunny88 October 08, 2022