vasect

to cut off access to, or inhibits someone's access to annother

also to end the fun, create an abrupt stop to the fun

"You were such a cock-block last night! you need to stop vasecting me all the time ass hole"

by totesconcerned October 12, 2011

vanservice

A specific subgenre of fanservice that depicts children, usually female, in pseudo-sexual situations. Usually manifests itself in the form of a panty shot. Named for the fact that every time you watch a vanservice scene, the party van circles your block.

Guy A: I watch Strike Witches for the vanservice.
Guy B: *looking out the window* I think those guys in that van are lost, they've driven by like five times.

by dfghaehgh January 8, 2012

Vasebodl

A tradition in Western Norway. When older men bring the young girls, or heifers as they call them, in to their houses and initiate them in the age old tradition of old man sodomi.

Olav so vasebodl this dudes younger sister!

by Strug10 July 17, 2012

vausi

Vomit and Urine Stench Index.

Particularly relevant in city areas the morning after people have been drinking heavily.

The VAUSI is quite high this morning, hopefully we get some rain to wash it away.

by VAUSI November 20, 2013

Vasexfiassiphobia

The fear of being fucked in the vagina whilst being fingered in the ass.

Trevor: Hey have you seen Maria? I've been looking for her all day so I could return her purse.

Paul: Maria hasn't left the house since she got Vasexfiassiphobia.

by BowTy December 5, 2016

vasethrottle

Someone who is pointless

Vasethrottle: hi everyone

Someone else: go die you fuck

by Goosebumpfucker July 27, 2017

Vasectom-Victimized

Forcing people, usually men, to feel feelings of inferiority and impotence because of their gender. Not only done by women or transgender people, and not only done to men or transgender people. Named because of the feelings of impotence (vasectom), and the negative psychological effects of feeling like a victim (victimized).

The woman continued to berate the men in the classroom, and criticized them personally based on her generalized feelings of society and general examples of anecdotal situations they had nothing to do with. Some people left the classroom feeling vasectom-victimized.

by Def2049 August 5, 2017