Value Meal

Definition 1: Getting head (oral sex) in a Mickey D’s restroom.

Definition 2: Lathering a Big Mac in Big Mac Sauce and repeatedly inserting and removing your penis from between either of the three buns.

Definition 1 example:
Dude 1: bro why do you keep scratching your dick?
Dude 2: probably cause I let that ho give me a Value Meal last night. Shit man

Definition 2 example:
Dude 1: why are you putting so much sauce on your bi- where are you going?
Dude 2: hold on I’ll be right back after I get this Value Meal in the bathroom
Dude 1: nice man

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019

valedictonomy

A collection of something vaguely specific. Eg.

“The US is a valedictonomy of states.” “Schools are valedictonomies of students and teachers

by Vrchhu December 14, 2019

Valedictively

Expressed or performed in the manner of a valediction.

Salutation,

This is the body of a letter.

Valedictively,
Signature

by Wordsmythologic December 22, 2020

Valved

When you get matched with multiple ranks higher than your own rank in CS:GO matchmaking

I was playing Agency at 3 AM and got valved

by gocry2urhoe December 27, 2020

valuent

when somebody values someone so much

i love her so much , i am valuent of her

by lilanglfck February 14, 2021

value

not EA access on PlayStation 4

this product has so much value

by DAMEN CARMEN March 10, 2021

Valedictorian

The smartest person in that group of class.The top of your grading class.Given big scholarships and opportunities.

Mom I got valedictorian today at school.

by Smart southern little bitch February 7, 2021