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under cheese

The sticky feeling you get under your nuts after spending the day pulling guard duty in Iraq or Afghanistan.
The sticky feeling you get after busting your ass in the gym and then being to scared to shower in front of other men.
The penis equivalent to monkey butt(less painful, unless it gets to the extreme cases)
Bro i pulled 12 hours of guard, at the gate today, and i got a serious case of under cheese.
After that serious workout of P90X my bitch wouldn't suck my dick because i had some serious under cheese, from being to much of a bitch to shower at the gym
by 1dollabolla October 17, 2010
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under the table

An open but confusing sexual orientation.

If you were to walk into a room in which one person was in the closet and another were under the table, you would probably notice (and be confused by) the the person under the table, while you would probably not notice the person in the closet. The person under the table is not hiding, but nor does the person conform to standard categories (gay, straight, bi) or expectations of behavior. Communication about why a person is under the table is often hampered because explanations are complicated, easily misunderstood, disregarded as self-delusion, or even because the person under the table does not fully understand.
Q: Is Pat gay, straight, or bi?
A: None of the above, he's under the table.
by Under the Table January 13, 2009
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slung under

man i soo slung under from last night
by kristy boner February 21, 2008
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under-beered

The state of not having enough beer in the house.
Bob: "I thought we had enough beer in the house to last the whole winter!?"

Fred "No mate, you've seriously under-beered, it's only November and we're down to the stubbies."
by fred&bob July 6, 2012
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Under the can

To stealthily pass a baggie of drugs to your friend, especially cocaine.
Barry: "under the can, jimmy"
Jimmy: "sound"
by testicheese January 10, 2020
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Under Armor

Sexist brand that makes fake shirts
Lemme just buy this sexist brand called Under Armor
by PhillipN October 20, 2019
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Under-alley

A shorter version of saying Under-alleyway; pretty much slang for the taint (which is the area between your genitals and your asshole.)
Me: "Last night I got jumped by some thugs by a goodwill and they kicked me in the Under-alley."
Friend: "Under-alley, do you mean the taint?"
Me: "No, Under-alley (-_-)."
by Danky_Kong69 December 10, 2020
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