Ultimate Paradox

getting head from a girl in a movie theatre playing brokeback mountain

Getting head there was an ultimate paradox.

by big daddy 978 November 29, 2006

Ultimate Legendary Fail

A fail so bad that surpasses master fail. If you have done a Ultimate legendary fail, you are probably dead, Or you need to be since someone with this kind of failure is a shame to all mankind and the universe.

Person 1: HAHA I can own you in any game

1.5 seconds later

Person 2: Ultimate Legendary Fail I beated u 999-0

Person 1: *commits suicide*

by LOLOLOL xD LOL April 14, 2010

ultimate douchebag

A game derived from ultimate frisbee in which one player starts by picking a douche bag out of the crowd around them. The next player then chooses someone they think is douchey-er. Then another player again tries to one-up the previous douchebag. Players are allowed to challenge someones douchebag if they believe it is not douchey-er than the previous. Who ever picked the douche then has a chance to point out what makes their douche so douchey, and to try to convince other player(s) to allow their pick. If the choice is not accepted, that player is "out" of the game. Other players continue playing as such until the ultimate douchebag is found and all others surrender.
Can be played with 2 or more people. Best in crowded locations such as airports, sporting events, and New Jersey.

1. "That 3 hour lay over flew by once we started that game of ultimate douchebag, I was so busy looking around for douchebags I forgot to look at my watch!"

2. "That man with all the hair gel and ed hardy shirt is my first pick for ultimate douchebag"

by sparrow802 July 27, 2010

ultimate solid

an ultimate solid is like a solid but it is equal to ten solids.

oh my god she gave me a ultimate solid.

by first guy ten solids in 1 November 20, 2012

Ultimate Bae

The Bae that's over all the others, you can have multiple baes but the ultimate bae is number 1

Girl 1: Mike is Bae
Girl 2: I thought Chris was Bae.
Girl 1: He is but Mike is ultimate Bae.
Girl 2: Ultimate bae?
Girl 1: Yea, the Bae that's over all the others, you can have multiple baes but the ultimate bae is number 1

by UnLitNewPort July 5, 2015

ultimatekaeyafvcker

A Kaeya lover.

“ultimatekaeyafvcker posted on tiktok 😱”
start running.

by Levi/Lev April 3, 2022

Wrath Ultima

Possibly one of the most renowned skiller pures in MMORPG known as Runescape. Unlike most people who like to raise their stats equally, he prefers to raise most of his skills one by one. I've met him in Catherby, world 24 several times and talked to him.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy with 72 cb with 99 range?

Person 2: Yes, that's Wrath Ultima. He's got great non-combat stats for a pure.

by Thesky999 July 20, 2008