tinklefret

someone afraid of going into dark bathrooms.

dude you are such a tinklefret

by garret the farret November 29, 2007

TwinkieCruz

Term for an obese teenager who plays xbox and eats all day

"Look at that fat kid playing xbox over there!"

"Yeah, he's such a TwinkieCruz

by TittiesMgee January 13, 2010

Tinkle Dunk

When a man accidentally touches the tip of his penis against the toilet water when sitting down to produce fecal matter and / or urine.

Man, this water is pretty high, I hope I dont Tinkle Dunk my wiener in the toilet water while I'm pooping.

by CKRR April 28, 2011

Tinkle Train

Where In a public setting such as restaurant or bar, multiple women at a table(s), usually friends or acquaintances, will get up to use the restroom at the same time, forming a single file line through the restaurant/bar to the ladies room. Men have no problem going to the restroom by themselves, but women like to go in groups.

Shortly before the dinner show began, all the women at our table decided to go to the ladies room and formed a tinkle train through the club.

by jwick4896 February 15, 2014

Twinkie in the Porthole

To have penetrative sex.

I can't wait for Saturday night, I'm gonna put the twinkie in the porthole!

Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.

by testicheese December 24, 2019

Thinkless

Any task that requires no thought so you can talk on the phone at the same time while you’re doing it.

Not to be confused with 'thoughtless' which has negative connotations. Thinkless is extremely useful.

Jane's ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) is pretty bad, so it helps her listen on the phone when she occupies herself with thinkless tasks. It's multitasking with benefits. She's often cleaning, so the more she talks, the cleaner her apartment. And the rest of the time it's graphics, so she gets work done at the same time. Yeah- a double win!

by JaneGordon.com January 22, 2023

twinkie toss

(1) to give a very rough hand job that hurts, yet somehow feels oh so good
(2) to masturbate with little or no lube

My dick is so chapped from that freakin' twinkie toss she gave me last night.

by brotha from anotha motha November 1, 2005