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Tilingerr

An amazing artist that share a lot of cool drawings and is probably funnier than you
They're obsessed with dainsleif ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•
Person 1 : yoo I low-key like crackships in genshin because like they must all know each other since they all have visions and stuff
Person 2 : yea-
Tilingerr (aka Lin) : DID YOU SAY GENSHIN IMPACT CRACKSHIPS ??? DO YOU LIKE ZHONGDAIN *insert puppy eyes*
by Chwiimp August 11, 2021
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the twilight's last streaming

Christina Aguilera's modification of the American National Anthem: "What so proudly we watched, at the twilight's last streaming."
by spikeumike February 25, 2011
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civil twilight

The first stage of twilight after the sun sets, or the last stage before the sun rises
Dude, lets go to Iceland. In the summer, it doesn't get any darker than Civil Twilight.

Nah man, I need my sleep. I also hate cold weather
by anonymouslapras2783 July 9, 2019
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autumn twilight

When a jewish man is masturbating outside at night in autumn and tumbles into a pile of leaves on his pack as his ejaculate spews into the sky.
Sooooooooooooo I just had an autumn twilight at work and everybody saw it.
by ChunkyJewsterCJ October 9, 2019
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Twilight Series

-The worst series of books every printed. a waste of trees. They say that the book is for young teens, and that we are all stupid for liking twilight. well I am 13, and I hate it. And yes I know what real literature is. I've read little woman, a tree grows in brooklyn, many more.
Bella, one of the main characters, SUCKS. She has no real personality, with no character growth. She is a clumsy person, who whines, and can't d anything for herself. She is average looking, and she is just down right dependent on everyone but her self. She is like a pet gold fish, except goldfish are way cooler.

Edward, a creepy stalkerish pale bloodsucker. The only reason Bella "loves" him is because of his looks(superficial, right?) and he sparkles (tell me that doesn't make him gay, huh?) he is like 109 years old, Still goes to highschool(?) and is in love with a clumsy dumb teenager.
he watches her sleep and even stands out side her house. he "loves" Bella because of her smell (fishy, huh?) . But, just to clarify, Edward only feasts on animal blood, Not humans. he is a Good vampire (he still sucks in my mind) (get it, SUCKS!)

Jacob- is actually okay. he is a werewolf, who for somereason loves bella (dumb much?)

Alice- edwards sister, she is okay too
Cullens-Sparkling "vamps"

All in All Save yourself the time and don't read twilight or the rest of the sega.
ie.of a conversation with a twilight series lover

TwilightFan-OMG! I Luhove twilight! edward is Such a great BF! OMG Bella is like so lucky! and Like edward is like really hot and he is nice and like protective.

AnyOneWithARealBrain- Uh, Bella really doesn't do anything, and edward is really controlling. They both have no real personality.

TwilightFan-what are U talking about? I mean like twilight was like the best book I ever read! and like the best movie.

AnyOneWithARealBrain- Twilight was probably the ONLY book you've ever read. If you could even call it that.

TwilightFan- STFU! Twilight is uh-mazing and you like no it.
by GirlWithSense January 2, 2010
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Twilight

One of the most over rated vampire novels EVER.
For example...

Girl 1: Hey what are you reading?

Girl 2: Twilight.

Girl1: What's it about?

Girl 2: It's about a vampire boy who falls in love with a human girl. It's soooooooooooooooo romantic.

Girl 1: Stupid betch it's not even original. I hate you! I'm going to go read Dracula and Let the Right One In.
by iprefertoremainanonymous July 12, 2009
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Twilight

A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BOOK/MOVIE SERIES THAT MAKES LITTLE GIRLS THINK ALL MEN WILL BE THERE FOR THEM AND MAKES THE ACTORS PEDOPHILES AS THEY ONLY CARE FOR THOSE AUDIENCES AND NO ONE ELSE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THEM. BELLA IS A SELF LOATHING BITCH WHO SHOULD'VE KILLED HERSELF DURING THE FUCKING FIRST 5MINS OF THE MOVIE AND NOT ONLY WILL THE OTHER CHARACTERS BE HAPPY, BUT THE AUDIENCE CAN REST IN PIECE AND NOT HEAR HER MONOTONOUS MAN VOICE TALK ABOUT HOW SHE LOVES A MAN WHO'S OVER 110

WRINKLY DICK MUCH?!
Bella still has some of his old man foreskin down her throat; what a whore!

Bella is Gay

Edward Cullen is gayer and a faggotty piece of shit who even lived for over 100 years, barely sticks his dick in one girl.

Twilight is for shiteaters
by Blunger October 28, 2009
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