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dough twirler

An individual of the male homosexual orientation. Gets its name from the act of taking a flaccid penis and twirling it... Causes arousal, even for those with erectile dysfunction!
Person 1: That douche Tyler was a total dough twirler!
Person 2: Yeah... I swear he was meat gazing all night, so gay!
by Jesse "Handsome" R April 14, 2014
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Vanilla Twizler

A fetish masturbation technique, in which a male lies back on his shoulder blades with his pelvis positioned directly above his face, in order to attempt to ejaculate into his own mouth.
I caught a co-worker doing a vanilla twizler in the break room.
by Steve Clayton October 26, 2015
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Snicker twizler

The act of sticking a snickers bar up her/him and giving it a good old twizle
“Hey girl do you want a twizle from a snicker?”. “Oh yes please daddy”. “Alright then al giv ye a good old snicker twizler bitch”
by Oi oi ma boi July 31, 2018
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Road twisler

Candian west coast term for head while driving
Do you want a road twisler
by ThalRyu August 31, 2021
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Ribbon Twirler

A Ribbon Twirler is a kind of person who sucks the fun out of everything and is so politically correct to the point that their existence itself is incredibly offensive and nobody wants them around.
Fuck Brad, we don't want that ribbon twirler to come to the party
by Ricky Razors November 26, 2021
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sac twirler

Male, ineffectual and lay about. Usually lives at home with his mom and does nothing all day with his hand down his pants rolling his scrotum sac between his two fingers while accomplishing nothing in life.
That Jonas is a sac twirler.
by The Dirthound December 25, 2023
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Dwerk twirler

People who gather items for free often from Facebook goodwill gifting pages, family or friends or even a rummage through skips or trash and then sells them for a little profit, then boasting about it like they are the next Elon Musk.
Blooming eck Jack!! Those bricks we got free and drove 40 miles for, I’ve sold them for a tenner!
You Smashed it again dezza ya Dwerk twirler!
by TimmySavile December 8, 2024
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