Swedish Trumpet 

A blowjob at Ikea

After getting a Swedish Trumpet, Benny bought Bjorn some lingonberry juice to rinse the taste out of his mouth.

Swedish Trumpet by Wufpup July 12, 2009

Spunky bum trumpet 

To fart bubbles of semen after an act of anal love-making.

My boyfriend blasted me with such a huge load last night I’m still playing the spunky bum trumpet.

Spunky bum trumpet by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005

ragman's trumpet

A trumpet played by a rag and bone man

He wants fucking with a ragman's trumpet

ragman's trumpet by disloyal subject February 22, 2012

Sad Trumpet 

the act of slowly masurbating while staring into a mirror and crying.

The man was feeling particularly depressed wednesday, when his wife caught him doing the sad trumpet in the living room. Wearing nothing but his socks, he slowly tugged one out while staring at himself full length mirror. Dejected tears rolled slowly down his cheeks to the sound of TAPS playing quietly in the background.

Sad Trumpet by z0mbieparade November 14, 2013

Monkey Trumpet 

Blowing into ones butthole

The girl from the bar last night let me give her a monkey trumpet

Monkey Trumpet by Seeryulz May 16, 2020

Morning Trumpet 

Releasing exceptionally loud, melodic morning flatulence after gaseous build up during overnight slumber.

No need for an alarm clock, my roommate will wake the whole house playing the morning trumpet.

After a 2 am Taco Bell stop, I passed out and woke up blaring the morning trumpet.

Morning Trumpet by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

Cinnamon Trumpet

The brown wind instrument between your buttcheeks, found just below the gleavage. Can produce many beautiful notes if expertly controlled.

I shouldn't have had that White Castle earlier, now I can't stop playing the cinnamon trumpet.

Cinnamon Trumpet by James Hutchinson March 4, 2008