Trucker Tuesday

After going to a Country Show you and your best friend pick up truckers only on Tuesday. In order to entice them, you prepare some homemade lasagna.

Cold Window just played their last song, now it’s time to “Trucker Tuesday” the night.

by Staticash September 2, 2019

The Trucker John

Someone who is subpar at Madden and constantly loses too the big dawg.

Wow, I hope I never pull The Trucker John when we play together.

by iiNTenSiiFy March 13, 2024

Trucker Andy

Receiving a hand-job from your brother while operating a big rig.

Joe gave me a Trucker Andy to help me focus on the road.

by Dallydooley January 7, 2024

Trucker Splash

Any nasty public restroom, gas station or rest stop toilet with violent fecal remnant residue.

Man, did you see the trucker splash all over that gas station toilet?

by Oxygen Max March 25, 2017

mormon trucker

A man who goes around displeasing different women through poor sexual performance and general lack of respect for women’s pleasure.

“Dude I didn’t even make her wet last night.”
“You’re such a Mormon Trucker”

by Jeli October 19, 2020

The Trucker

A Canned mixture of everything from period blood to boar shit, the Trucker will give an orgasmic sensation of raw taste. Some of the ingredients include snot, horse cum, foreskin and umbilical cords. The mixture is solid and you have to swallow it as a whole, giving you the sensation that a truck is ramming through your throat, hence the name.

Man Im hungry, lucky I got The Trucker with me!

by ChabbaSvettigPung July 23, 2020

Mother trucker

The best way to say mother fucker while working in a professional position.

Slammed at work realizes one is more behind schedule than one thought while on break with coworkers ... gets a text from boss...omg! “ I better get going mother truckers!!!” ....

Late for something and hits stand still traffic at the tunnel shouts “damn it Mother truckeeeeeeer!!!!”

by Woodenship78 October 4, 2020