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Tinkers

originating in latin americain truckstops. then moving north to the midwest areas. Tinkers are the small decorative shot glasses that 80-90 year old women collect as they make one last trip across the nation before thay die. These people are called "Tinkerers or Tinkalingers" As of July 23 the Record for most tinkers was 389 from Janie Briggs, a resident of Michletown MI.
"Sandy Sue just got a new dolphin tinker from "Dirty Dicks " in Dothan, and damn, that mo- fo is fine as can be!
by aaron carter July 23, 2004
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twinker

A name for female infants who's biological father was a twink who empregnated his lesbiana friend, who realized she did not want the child and threw it to the dolphins, also a person who only partakes in sexual relations with twinks.
gosh, the poor widdle twinker
or
i always get my heart broken by those darn twinkers.
by Mr. Jo Bangles April 19, 2006
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clonker tonker

person in a wheel chair who runs into things all the time
or
person who always gets in fender benders while driving
Yo, did you see that car man, full of dents. That dudes a fuckin clonker tonker

man, my friend in the wheel chair is always runnin into my door jams and furniture when he comes over. Im gonna start calling him clonker tonker
by cipriano1980 March 5, 2009
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Tinker

a person who is able to ward of people with a horrible scent
Oi Roddy leave me alone, you're such a tinker
by boulder118 May 29, 2009
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tonker

noun
A homosexual male; the male equivalent of a lesbian
(the term "gay" or "homosexual" can be used to describe both males and females but "tonker" is strictly male)
"As the election nears, the debate over tonker and lesbian marriage is a popular issue."

"I think Bryan is a tonker... he sucked that dude off"
by smoothsailing August 29, 2012
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tinkerbell

otherwise known as tinkoff, is small and weasily who likes it up the butt, and when i say he likes it up the butt he really likes it up the butt, he'll stick pineapples, canelopes, watermelons and even one time i saw him stick a rather large squirrel up there, i could tell he liked that(tinkerbell not the squirrel) to sum up small and unusual, to say the least
Tinkerbell is up in the trees playing with the squirrels again.
by BigBoy October 21, 2003
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Justin Tinkerbell

so he was a member of a robotic boy band too dumb and untalented to have the discipline and maturity to learn how to sing, write, or play instruments, that were assembled by a greedy fat cat that cares nothing about the quality of music that scored hits and won girlies' hearts with their droid "dancing", shitty harmonies and "good looks" (that's questionable)? And so after this American Menudo split up, he went on a solo career? So he caused a "wardrobe malfunction" on live TV with Janet Jackson, who hasn't had a hit that was worth a shit for years? So he has sown his wild oats here and there? So he has bragged about doing that with Britney Spears, who is another corporate airhead bimbo, and he shacked up with her as well? So he dueted with Mick Jagger at the Rolling Stones gig for the SARS benefit in Toronto a few years ago? That wuss is not even worthy to kiss the ground beneath the Stones' feet. So he thinks he's really manly and macho? Magazine critics are now kissing his ass, calling him an "R&B" singer? A man he'll never be. He's a total lunkhead, a zero, a pansy.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008
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