squeeze toys

A female's set of breasts

dude i was out with this chick last night she had niccccccccccccccccce squeeze toys man

by k-trizzle May 30, 2006

Mattress Toy

Someone you just have sex with. No plans of any thing else.

When using (Mattress Toy) the person is someone you have zero respect for, only serves as a means to get off. Most of the time a mattress toy is an ex. A mattress toy can be any gender.

When are you moving Melinda in?

Never bro, she's just a mattress toy.

I can't go to the party tonight, my mattress toy is in the mood.

by Whitehammer40 March 11, 2020

Balls Toy

A Toy used for a male’s balls. Like a female’s face.

man, I just used Gigi’s face as a balls toy.

by MeloXDripp July 26, 2020

love toy

Hana haddad, also a term for sex toys and weird 60's porn flicks.... But mainly just Hana Haddad

"Love toy, i might pick you up at like 4:30"

by Gassan the chromosome man January 4, 2018

crazy toy

A victim of someone's emotional abuse--a human punching bag for hurled insults and/or pessimism.

"You're stupid and ugly. Life is meaningless. Give up hope."
"Leave me alone. I'm not your crazy toy!"

by Zeldas_lullaby March 29, 2015

toilet toy

Male genitalia, what men play with in the bathroom when they forget the newspapet

I forgot to bring the new issue of GQ with me to the crapper, i guess I'll just play with my toilet toy.

by The Lust Of Russ February 26, 2018

LE TOY

PRE MATURE EJACULATION, IMPOTENCY, USELESS, LACK OF POWER OR WILL, NO FREE WILL

MANY ASSUMED THAT THE "DEFAMAYION KING" DICTATOR WILL MAKE A COMEBACK AS A LEGEND, BUT LITTLE DOES PEOPLE REALIZE HE WAS AS LE TOY AS EXTINCT DODO

by ANUNE_FAT99 March 16, 2022