Kirk

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by The creater September 17, 2020

Kirk

Kirk (verb), to violate the Prime Directive.

"That was a beautiful planet."

"Aye laddie, it was; then we kirked it."

by Geekonomicon November 17, 2023

The Kirk

When you buy a mint majesty tea then cum in it. Then while fucking a girl make her drink the mint majesty then karate chop her neck so she spits it out on your dick.

"Babe when I come home ima give you the kirk you"

by anonymous November 4, 2025

Kirked

To support something that Ironically leads to your own misfortune

Guy: I think people should get 20 years for assault even in self defence it doesnt matter.

Guy2: really?

Guy: NO MATTER WHAT!

Guy2: whatever man.

Guy: *gets into a altercation and it arrested.

Guy: Aw man not fair, I was protecting myself.

Guy2: REALLY! You just got Kirked

by TheNameMakerofOZ September 11, 2025

Kirk

To leave / To bounce / To dip from a location and kick rocks to another.

Yo the boys are dipping for I'm gonna Kirk out too , later cut.

by SantaCruzSlang August 13, 2022

Kirked

Its like getting merked, only it's for loudmouth nationally recognized bigots who didn't learn to shut the fuck up or dodge fast enough.

Anytime a bigot gets shot for the things that he says.. it shall be henceforth referred to as being "Kirked."

You're welcome!

by FAFOGator September 11, 2025

Kirk

A Nonce that either touches kids or dreams about doing so. These rare kirk creatures are usually ginger.

"Hey look at that kirk"
"His ginger hair must be scaring that poor kid he's touching"

by anonymous December 20, 2023