A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.
My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret
by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022
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Carol broke up with Sam yesterday.
Why?
Well he dropped a rusty ferret on her and that's just going too far.
Aaaah duude that's nasty
Why?
Well he dropped a rusty ferret on her and that's just going too far.
Aaaah duude that's nasty
by Rlwilliamas October 11, 2016
Get the Rusty ferret mug.A ground type pokemon, commonly sighted oh earth, although EX versions are strictly not found on earth.
by HyperOwl April 6, 2018
Get the Ferret mug.Verb-When you do blow off a Japanese man’s dick and then he bends you over and anally pleasures you.
by Snowqueen May 24, 2024
Get the Japanese Snow Ferret mug.An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
by Osama laden October 27, 2016
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Dude, I really need to slap a ferret right now.
Larry will be back in a moment, he’s off slapping a ferret.
Larry will be back in a moment, he’s off slapping a ferret.
by Dawnky punch August 6, 2022
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God: 'Did you know that Johnny Ferret is also a fortfag?'
Jesus: 'NO WAY!!!'
God: 'Did you know that Johnny Ferret is also a fortfag?'
Jesus: 'NO WAY!!!'
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