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ferret-blaster

a ferret blaster is a weapon used back in world war 2 you make one by disecting a ferret stuffing it with gunpowder shotgun shells and c4 bombs this were often effecient but made the ferret population have a fast dicline
tony were getting shot grab the ferret-blaster
by CYEBUBJEKJKJDKCNO June 22, 2023
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Ferret

An undersized shiney headed boyman who constantly requires to update the room on what page of 'crash' he is on despite no one asking.

Furthermore 'Ferret' enjoys announcing any NEXUS requirements and his ability to fill them out.
'I am the Ferret and today I won't leave the office.' direct quote. Said 361 days of the working year.
by TJ247 April 4, 2020
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Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.
Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!
by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017
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slapping a ferret

Dude, I really need to slap a ferret right now.

Larry will be back in a moment, he’s off slapping a ferret.
by Dawnky punch August 6, 2022
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Field Ferret

A ball park whore baseball groupie who fucks all the players.
Damn boy!! Kepler fucks the shit out of those Field Ferrets!!!
by Highwayman April 27, 2019
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ferret

draco fawking malfoy thats who a ferret is/aka harry pottahs husband
harry:where is my ferret

draco:here i am my love
by draco_drarry_malfoy November 16, 2022
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Ferreted

The past tense of having have had one's anal opening oiled while sleeping and a ferret being inserted.
Jesus fuck-hole why was I ferreted?
by undying January 9, 2010
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