Ferret King

Code name Pope John Paul II used when he killed Saddam Hussein, in the city of Kazimain.
Pope John Paul II: Ferret King is successful, I repeat Ferret King is successful.
Biggie Cheese: status is heard, head back to, 180 Greenwich St, New York, NY 10007.
Pope John Paul II: roger that how do I proceed.
Biggie Cheese: We have sent you 2 planes to get there land at the buildings.
Pope John Paul II: affirmative.
*20 years later*

Travis Scott: gang gang.
by jimmy gibs August 16, 2024
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toilet ferret

A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.
While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.
by someonewhoisalunatic June 10, 2012
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fluffy ferret

a elongated rat with a shit ton of fur that's soft to the touch but will bite if they get hyper. be warned
I just got a fluffy ferret! It's seeping away my life energy
by ElongatedRat December 03, 2020
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thy holy ferret

thy holy ferret and their food
by LingLing134 April 27, 2019
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moon ferret

on social media, the person who contributes to the discussion of a topic with things that exist only in his own imagination

- credit to Larry Correia for developing the word and concept via his interactions with the uneducated on social media
How Moon Ferreting works is when someone is posting about an actual event, a rando will pop into the comments screaming about a bunch of things related to that topic that only exist in their imagination. So there's the real issue under discussion, but why won't you address this imaginary thing that they just made up! Your inability to justify the thing that hasn't happened and probably will never happen proves that you're a bad person and they win.
by Somewhere Far, Far, Away April 22, 2025
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Floppy Ferret

TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret
by JonMay August 04, 2020
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Ferret

A subordinating conjunction similar to 'although, 'despite that,' and 'additionally' that denotes an event that occurs despite another, previously mentioned event.
I want to purchase this, ferret it would leave me broke.
by Nysona June 02, 2025
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