a ferret blaster is a weapon used back in world war 2 you make one by disecting a ferret stuffing it with gunpowder shotgun shells and c4 bombs this were often effecient but made the ferret population have a fast dicline
by CYEBUBJEKJKJDKCNO June 22, 2023

An undersized shiney headed boyman who constantly requires to update the room on what page of 'crash' he is on despite no one asking.
Furthermore 'Ferret' enjoys announcing any NEXUS requirements and his ability to fill them out.
Furthermore 'Ferret' enjoys announcing any NEXUS requirements and his ability to fill them out.
'I am the Ferret and today I won't leave the office.' direct quote. Said 361 days of the working year.
by TJ247 April 4, 2020

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.
by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017

Going to the bathroom.
Dude, I really need to slap a ferret right now.
Larry will be back in a moment, he’s off slapping a ferret.
Larry will be back in a moment, he’s off slapping a ferret.
by Dawnky punch August 6, 2022

by Highwayman April 27, 2019

by draco_drarry_malfoy November 16, 2022

The past tense of having have had one's anal opening oiled while sleeping and a ferret being inserted.
Jesus fuck-hole why was I ferreted?
by undying January 9, 2010
