Thirst Request

1. Sending a friend request to someone you're thirsty for on any social media medium

Yo, did you see ole' girl's picture on Facebook? She bad than a mug, imma send her this thirst request.

by trinisigma June 12, 2013

Thirst Mission

To travel a great distance round trip in one night just to possibly get turned down for some pussy by some hoe that don't even like you. Most thirst missions are usually accomplished by young men seeking the everlasting feeling of success of smashing on a young west coast damsel.

Ryan drove all the way to San Jose on his thirst mission. Bitch never gave up the pussy so he had to head back to Sac.

Andrew made us hella mad when he ditched us to go on his thirst mission.

thirsty

by sanchmas May 21, 2014

Thirst Bug

An invisible bug that bites unsuspecting sex-deprived males, causing the victim to become "thirsty". The longer the male has been sex- deprived, the more severe his symptoms will be. The bite will cause the male to:

1) Be willing to have sex with undesirable, even hideous or fat, women (The greater the thirst, the lower the standards)

3) make creepy advances toward women that are out of his league
3) Lack the ability to flirt with women that are in his league
3) Become oblivious to clear signs of rejection from any woman

The only cure for this tragic condition is for the male to have sex with an attractive female. If you see a male that is starting to exhibit any of these symptoms, find him an acceptable bitch immediately!! Before he suffers from severe thirst!

Garret: "Lamar why the hell would you fuck that weak bitch? She's a zero!!"
Lamar: "I couldn't resist man, I was bitten by the thirst bug"

"Man i really shouldn't fuck this girl, she's the biggest slut on campus... ahhh shit i've been bitten by the thirst bug!!"

by Lebron Flocka James April 13, 2014

thirst check

When a friend is being extra thirsty and they need to evaluate their thirstiness. Put your thirst in check.

Girl: "He's hot, I'm gonna go jump on that D" Friend: "Damn girl need some water for your thirst? Thirst check."

by Ollieoats February 25, 2015

thirst baiting

When someone posts a status on Facebook or twitter which then attracts thirsty comments

Did you see James status last night about the size of his penis? He was completely thirst baiting, He had all the desperate girls commenting on it.

by billboo August 19, 2015

Thirst murker

Individual who is so desperate that they are borderline stalking

That thirst murker has been following me all night.

by Loso F March 30, 2016

thirst goggles

Lowering your standards with a partner because one is horny. Basically like drunk goggles but when you're thirsty.

Is Dick Cheney looking hot or do I have my thirst goggles on?

by Uglyassnoodlehead7040 April 4, 2016