touching fabric

when you have to shit so bad your shit is doing the turtle and pokes out and touches your underwear

We gotta pull over and get to the gas station quick cause I'm touchin fabric over here.

by coy July 12, 2004

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Butt Touched

An extreme feeling of being Butt hurt & Touched at the same time. It is a feeling of being offended hardcore.

Rachel was hella butt touched when Allen said "I'm busy, can i ignore you some other time?"

by sassmunk April 11, 2015

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Ipod Touch

A device capable of being an arrogant piece of shit with a mind of it's own while also being able to be the coolest ipod yet.

Jimmy: "Hey, my Ipod Touch has a mind of it's own. It's a bitch.''
Elliott: ''What do you mean?"
Jimmy: "Well, the other day, the internet kept turning on and off so I threw it and it started working again, but i still love it''.
Elliott: "Cool now i want one".
Jimmy: don't throw it too hard, or i guess we will have to call it Ifucked.""

by daddydoctor123 July 28, 2009

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