Mouth pumping

The act of pumping your ladies, or mans, mouth like a vagina.

Russell was mouth pumping Joanne like he'd just got out after a 10 year stretch.

by Rusty 69 July 31, 2017

Pump Shotgun

A gun in the game called "Fortnite". The amount of damage the Pump Shotgun does depends on the rarity of the gun. The most a Pump Shotgun can do to the head is 220.

Garry: "Yo wtf is this game? I got one pumped by this guy!"
Harry: "That's because he had a Pump Shotgun."

by Gatelotzombie January 5, 2021

Custard Pump

The penis. A rigid cock ready to sling a hot rope of nut custard.

Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.

My custard pump is primed and about to unload.

She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

naughty pump

When an exclusively pumping mother is expressing milk and masturbating at the same time.

Because pumping turns her on, Honey enjoys a naughty pump every now and then.

by TheMilkyWay712 September 5, 2018

Pumping the Well

While sitting on the toilet and experiencing shit cramps and knowing that explosive diarrhea is imminent, its the act of sitting up straight and leaning back towards the tank, then thrusting your upper torso forwards coming, chest to knees, causing said shit to be pumped out of your bowels.

Hey Steve I just blew it up in there. My stomach hurt so bad and I was "Pumping the Well" to get it started.

by Poon5150 August 27, 2013

mind pump

A pump similar to an erection or muscular pump, but of the mind. This is typically due to a drastic shift in paradigm or a mind blowing experience.

I got a wicked mind pump after listening to that podcast about fitness and nutrition.

by HMG CoA reductase April 6, 2017

silly pumps

The thrusting motions a man makes just for effect after he has ejactulated

I took that girl home from the bar last night but I wasn't drunk enough and I came in about 2 minutes. I tried to give her some silly pumps but she wasn't buying it.

by Daryl Morey June 17, 2009