Owen

Ugly ass simp addicted to heroin and crack cocaine. Usually a bastard who fell for an egirl on a discord server. Owen is a very sensitive retard who can’t keep a job and buys syrup carts and tries to hit them. Owens can’t handle a fact they’re a simp for a goddess Lizz.
gabe:”wow! Owen is such a fucking simp for lizz”!

Lizz:”I know! Isn’t it just so fucking cringey and sad To watch him menalty abuse himself for falling for a an egirl”!

XO Niggas:”what a god damn shame”.
by Tinniggertus August 27, 2019
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Boi Owen owns all those hoes
by Srcatch July 05, 2018
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A fucken stupid ass person with no friends. An Owen is the type of kid that would shoot up the school. If you know an Owen In your school... RUN
LOOK OUT !!! AN OWEN IS COMING!
by Silly man 678 October 18, 2018
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Person 1: See that gay Homosapien

Person 2: No thats just Owen
by XIknoweverythingX July 15, 2018
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A skinny fuck boy who wants cock down his throat and to be bent over. (Has a small cock)
That guy is a fuck boy he is probably a owen
by Kai the sexy beast November 14, 2018
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The name of SCUM
You know Owen right? Yeah he’s kinda scum.
by Not scum May 02, 2019
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This fat kid is a huge ferd (fat nerd). He is very short and is wider then he is tall. His legs look like there off a 5 year old, but his waste above weighs about 500lbs. When he attempts to walk he falls right over. One time when he is using the washroom the toilet cracked in halve and he was stuck inside the sewage pipe. He was trapped there for 3 days. He said after the event “I ate almost 10 000 cockroaches a day to stay alive”. His noise is so big it takes up halve his face. When he was first born everyone there’s first words were “what is wrong with his nose.” Who is clout gang? There is a new group in town called the “big man boob gang” created by Austin himself. When ever they get in a fight they sit in there enemy’s and suffocate them. His only outfit is a giant teddy bear that he ripped the insides out. He had to cut a 3 holes out for his stomach and his man boobs. He can not attend school because when he tried riding the bus there the whole back of the busses suspension broke and the bus was weighed down on the back. He can’t fit in his car or walk so he is forced to be homeschooled. He is also leagally blind because his nose covers his eyes.
Owen is a fat lard.
This is not originally my definition but I feel like it fits better in the Owen category.
Originally made by Pedro quacamole sauce
by Typed May 08, 2019
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