Ethan Nip

Ethan Nip is also known as nipster the hipster. He’s An awesome dude with a catchphrase “I don’t know” if encountered get a camera, stay far away and talk like an Australian guy y’know the guy on those National Geographic’s he likes to talk a lot but isn’t passionate he’s also a follower who will do anything to fit in ex. Play paper.io if someone else is but he’s mostly a nice dude who likes weird dirty jokes he would also make jokes about Mathew which surprise surprise is his middle name

random guy:Hey look! it's NIPSTER THE HIPSTER at starbucks

Ethan Nip: das where the name comes from
Ethan Nip: stupid not knowing the name lookin ass mother fucka

random guy: FUCK YOU
Ethan Nip: Pops 5 bullets in that motha fucka
Ethan Nip: How do you like me now bitch
*Meme gansta music plays*

by astupidkidwithweirdmemes January 29, 2019

Blister Nips

Sore and engorged nipples.

I need some udder cream I have a horrible case of the blister nips.

He was pulling on my nipple piercings so hard it gave me blister nips.

My dom got a little rough and was smacking my breasts with her riding crop. Those blister nips never felt so painfully good.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

orange nips

When you're as fat as an orangutan so you're nipples turn orange and shit

Emilee the fat lard was unimpressed with her orange nips

by 😅💋 October 21, 2015

Mastercard Nips

When somebody's nipples are so large that they overlap in the middle like the Mastercard logo.

"Bro, you know I don't like to go to the beach. I can't take my shirt off, I have Mastercard nips!"

by Beak Tenderloin February 4, 2020

milf-nip

The term milf-nip describes a guy that has rugged features, but still maintains a cute, innocent look that makes older women feel compelled to corrupt him or treat him like a son, albeit in a sexual way. He is the milf version of catnip. This adorably manly aura also has similar effect on women his own age.

He looks like a nice piece of milf-nip; I just want to tuck into bed, kiss his forehead and then fuck his innocence away.

by the agitator August 27, 2013

leatheroni nips

When a persons nipples are very long and pointy and have the texture and appearance of leather.

Joeys stepdad Sam had a massive case if leatheroni nips when he was hosing off the petunias.

by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 1, 2013

Shrimp Nips

Extraordinarily tiny nipples; most commonly found on women.

"She had some enormous fucking titties, but those shrimp nips were a real dick deflator."

by Shrimp Father May 15, 2019