braindead monk

someone beyond braindead, to the point of acting like a monkey

"That kid is a braindead monk"
"Yeah he is so dumb."

by boterton December 31, 2017

milk monke

A monkey generally thought to hide in milk or dissolves in milk

yo bro i saw the MILK MONKE yesterday

by dreamsickle June 29, 2020

Monk Down

To eat something vigorously

I'm going to monk down on this pizza. We monked down on that party sub!

by dashralti April 21, 2015

monk status

Monk status refers to the state of mind of ultimate chill-ness. Referring to one who faces any and all situations with an overwhelming sense of calmness. The term originates from the solitude and calmness associated with traditional eastern monk lifestyle.

Derrick: Hey David, hate to have to be the one to tell you this, but your brother has been having an affair with your wife...and shes pregnant with his child.

David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.

Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.

David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.

by T.Kazz January 13, 2019

The Buddhist Monk

After ejaculating upon a girls face, you douse her in gasoline and proceed to light her on fire.

Jimmy got twenty to life after he gave his girlfriend the buddhist monk.

by Sam5232 December 29, 2007

Monks Chain

A Chain of (gay) men linked by Penis and rectom forming a complete circle.

The Gay orgie formed a perfect monks Chain

by Jack H Jarvis October 29, 2008

The Monks Spunk

Something that is too good to be true.

Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'

"That meal was lovely, the monks spunk if I do say so myself."

by REV. SPOONS FELTCHMURKIN October 14, 2008