Desking

The Act of working at a Desk

I earned a lot of money while I was desking today.

by lieningover October 13, 2012

Desking

The act of edging while sitting at your desk. This can be done by yourself, or with a partner as long as you don't lose your edging streak.

Kai: Yo bro, don't enter my room! I am desking to your videos rn.

Ray: Dawg what 💀

by airconditioner22 June 05, 2024

desking

basically its demanding something but claiming that you are asking it just to sound nicer.

he's desking me but he won't admit it.
he's practically screaming at me for it but he's claiming that he isn't.

by lisaisnotasimp April 17, 2020

Curtisy desk

The customer-service counter staffed by Santa’s head elf during the period while Jack Frost had taken over --- and shamelessly commercialized --- the North Pole due to the screwed-up "Santa clause".

Scott Calvin: I tried going to the Curtisy desk to get my Santa status back, but the head elf was totally under Jack Frost's "corporate life" influence, and so he didn't know how to help me; I had to resort to more outrageous measures to regain my rightful "throne".

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

desk banger

The term used when you work on a project with the first part taking so much time or effort whereas the rest of the project taking less time thanks to the frameworks you established.

When I work on a Touhou-style game, the first stage is almost always a desk banger.

by The Real Driller August 09, 2023

desk lint

That weird grey stuff you got all over your hands and arms in elementary school.

"I'm not sitting there, look at all that DESK LINT"

by therealJakeLemon March 27, 2016

Clear desks

Have sexual intercourse with a co-worker.

I want to clear desks with Todd after the boss leaves.

by ComradeDoge August 19, 2020