trucker meal

When you sit down to eat a trucker meal, you are eating enough or more to feed the average trucker. If you are on a diet and someone comments you are having a trucker meal, you should definitely only eat a quarter or less of what is on your plate. A trucker meal is a gluttonous meal and YOU WILL plug up the toilet later on, so think of others.
Auntie M exclaimed “B is having a trucker meal.” B shouted to Auntie M to “go fuck herself.” B sauntered off to the kitchen for seconds. A loud fart and atrocious smell lingered for quite some time.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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Trucker Triangle

The triangle shaped shit mark on the back of a toilet seat from a dirty ass found mostly in truckstop bathrooms.
Dude, skip the first stall! There's a trucker triangle the size of the great pyramids!
by Peanutbutterpug May 03, 2024
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Trucker Triangle

The nasty triangle shit mark left on the back of a toilet seat by a greasy unwiped trucker ass
Damn Jethro, that was a wicked trucker triangle you left on my toilet. Looks like you damn near stuck to the seat.
by Peanutbutterpug January 24, 2024
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Trucker Mucker

A variant of muckerfuck*r, not being used commonly, but maybe, someone using it alot
by Cool truck lover August 02, 2024
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truckers gear shift

It's when an artist or band is trying to make their song just a little bit longer, but have no additional lyrics. So they sing the chorus another time or two in a higher octave.

REM is notorious for doing this.
You can tell John ran out of lyrics, cuz he hit the truckers gear shift like he was headed east on the 10.
by Agencylament December 15, 2020
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Trucker Toast

When a greasy red neck comes back from the gas station in Wyomming buying a loaf of toast. He accidentally drops the toast on his own seat in his truck and forgets about it. Then he proceeds to drive 12 hours to Idaho. Once he reached his destination he gets up from his seat and sees the greasy sweaty toast he forgot to pick up. Then he takes the toast with its diabolical fumes and eats the disgusting moldy toast.
Jimmy tells his redneck trucker friend, “ did you have some trucker toast today, I would love some!”

Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car
by Yote yaterr November 27, 2021
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Trashy trucker

Stereotype of the classic American young adult. Trashy (makeup, hairstyle, fashion style) by birth and trucker by choice. She drinks like a man, smokes « till she’s high », will use more often bro and the n-word than she will floss her grillz. The kind of guettoish bitch that can afford to pay for her own college tuition tho.
- Have you met Sarah’s friend?
- The trashy trucker who puked in her Louis Vuitton? With her eyelash hanging?

- Yep!
by 19Joke October 04, 2019
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