Tibbe test

The Tibbe test is a test one uses to measure the thickness of a penis by using a toilet paper roll. You simply try to put your erected penis through the hole on the toilet paper roll. If the penis stops because of massive girth, you have passed the tibbe test and you have the penis of a champion, girth wise. If the penis goes right through, you have failed. And if the penis doesn't stop, nor comes out the other end, you have failed in an epic way.

Roy: So bro, did you pass the tibbe test?

Steve: Yeah, I had no chance getting my beast in that thing. It stopped right at the beginning.
Roy: Wow, you must be really well hung, a real BWC.

by Captain Kenneth BWC January 16, 2015

curb test

A test you give a girl to determine whether or not she's old enough to have sex with. Basically you sit her on a curb, and if her feet touch the ground you're good to go. It's really just a joke...nobody has ever been known to actually use this with the exception of R. Kelly.

Until Aaliyah could pass the curb test, R. Kelly had to settle for a good ol' date with Jill every night.

by Nick D November 11, 2003

piss test

A drug test where urine collection is the method for testing for drug use

Damnit...off to juvey...I failed my piss test again

by Klepto May 20, 2003

unit test

Its when you do a package test on your date to verify she is not a tranny.

Phil's date was beautiful, but she had a deep voice, so he decided to do a unit test before he kissed her.

by RogueEngineer December 24, 2013

test fest

Testosterone Festival, the male equivalent of a chick flick

"The A Team" is a test fest

by wordlover28 February 27, 2011

buffer test

Any coming test, college, high school, or middle school, that you know you will do/have done well or exceptional on. This test is a safeguard for the other test/paper that you know you will to poorly on. For absorbing the shock of when you get a 73 on your term paper.

Dude, I think I'm set for the end of the year; I got a ninety on that history test, and I'm thinkin' that's my buffer test for that hugeass paper we have to write for Smith.

by KokeHed May 8, 2009

A Millie Test

Listening to Lil Wayne's bass-heavy song "A Millie", in order to test out the bass on new headphones or speakers.

I just gave my new iPod speakers the A Millie Test.....my eardrums hurt!

by sjmiller1993 December 25, 2009