Granny Slapper

Someone who is such a savage that they smack anyone even your grandmother
Im A Granny Slapper Nigga
by FishCock1334193 January 21, 2020
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Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.
Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper
by all american 82 July 08, 2011
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Salmon Slapper

The sound two lesbians make during the scissoring position as their vagina lips clap together in a slapping motion
You see that girl over there

She use to be a Salmon Slapper before she went on Solids
by GlonkySalmon June 06, 2022
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Salmon slapper

When you stretch your partners vagina lips out so far that she slaps you with her pussy lips
Brandon: Yeah, we did the salmon slapper last night
Jake: No way!
by Chitlins May 26, 2021
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burger slapper

A nigga who slaps his own ass during sex
I just had sex with a burger slapper
by Ghadi blueberry August 19, 2017
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tinsel slapper

A 'Tinsel Slapper' is someone who becomes very slutty during the festive season.
I heard that girl got with three guys last night, what a tinsel slapper!
by P4987-NBQ51 December 22, 2016
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fish-slapper

Someone who practices naturopathy or "alternative medicine" such as reiki, accupuncture, herbalism, reflexology, osteopathy ...etc.

Often used in a somewhat derogatory way to describe healing based on flaky science for gullible people.
After spending thousands of dollars and many months going to a fish-slapper, i finally went to a real doctor and the problem was fixed within days.
by LarryLaffer April 15, 2011
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