Quack

The word Helga uses to get the attention of fellow quackers.

Helga: where are all the quaker’s?
Helga: Quack
(Quackers come running round Helga)
Helga: ahhh there u r my precious quackers.

by HelgasSoulmate November 21, 2021

bend a quack

Bending over when releasing a giant fart.

MAN#1: Look at that old lady, I bet she's going to bend a quack

MAN#2: No she's not, she just picking up her car keys.

OLD LADY: Excuse me young man, where are the toilets? I've just shat meself on account of the quack I just bent.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 25, 2010

Quack

Queef (vaginal fart) under water.

"Upon completion of coitus in the hot tub, as I pulled out she quacked."

by HCP October 30, 2014

Quack

Cool and awesome, as if you are an albatross.

Your song sounded so quack tonight.

by Heroesindahaus January 31, 2019

Quacked

To be 'quacked' is to see (or more likely shown) a video of a good beautiful girl but at the last second it turns out she has a penis. The reveal is usually accompanied with a cartoonish duck's quack, hence 'quacked'.

My bro showed me this video of this smoking hot chick and I was like "ooooweee!" But then she turned around and there was a big ol' cock n balls. Dude quacked me!

by RosscoTheDestroyer January 9, 2021

my quacks are in a pack

The opposite of my ducks are in a row.

I can’t seem to get anything right- My quacks are in a pack.

by Lorna Black July 3, 2023

Quack-a-dilla dumbass

Refering to a stupid or foolish duck quacking, and can be used when refering to humans rambling on about nonsense.

Timofay is a complete ignoramus quack-a-dilla dumbass.

by Deadpoolinred69 March 9, 2022