Someone who's pride in making clash royale players cry is almost as strong as their desire to suck dicks.
by Crppledizzle December 25, 2021
Get the Xbow Playermug. since they are no longer used thanks to those DAMNED mp3 players, let me give you a breakdown of the now extinct CD Player
before the iPods and Gigabeats existied there was an electronic device which required batteries and played CD's or Compact Discs(round shiny plastic objects that contained music tracks)called a CD player
they were quite big and werent very portable, so they werent purchased a whole lot. sadly, the CD player suffered a quick and silent death in 1999 once MP3 players started to become famous. compact discs are also on the verge of death thanks to napster and limewire
before the iPods and Gigabeats existied there was an electronic device which required batteries and played CD's or Compact Discs(round shiny plastic objects that contained music tracks)called a CD player
they were quite big and werent very portable, so they werent purchased a whole lot. sadly, the CD player suffered a quick and silent death in 1999 once MP3 players started to become famous. compact discs are also on the verge of death thanks to napster and limewire
by tha truth teller August 14, 2006
Get the CD Playermug. the hottest people alive. Known to be good kissers, and give amazing head. This applies to all people that were ever good at the clarinet, even if they stopped. They're experienced at handling wood.
by joegee April 3, 2010
Get the Clarinet Playermug. by Paco44 June 2, 2009
Get the Player Pillsmug. One of the greatest funk band ever. Led by Junie Morrison until he left the band in '74. Some of their best known songs are : Fire, Funky Worm & Ecstasy. Around '77, Junie Morrison joined the P-Funk mob and co-wrote some of their most famous hits including : One Nation Under a Groove & (Not Just) Knee Deep.
by Starchild222222 July 9, 2009
Get the Ohio Playersmug. by The all knowing god of hentai October 15, 2018
Get the Fortnite Playermug. The best person on earth Matthew the player also known as aka.mr steal your girl has HUGE 9.5 inch biceps try me he will fight lions grizzly bears and your nan loves a succulent pastry known as a jaffa cake he once lost a tooth to a protein bar he's a proper hard lad don't mess with him is a billionaire trillionare *it's how he stole your girl * he's a whopping GIANT height of a staggering 4foot 10inches don't mess with a Matthew or he will steal your girl freind FWI.he can also drop a sick beats .
Matthew the player is A slang term / name for a person who is very attractive and likes Marta cakes.and who s got bulging biceps and an extremely tall height
by Loldude yourmum October 20, 2018
Get the Matthew the playermug.