Plague Mistress

A woman with whom your relationship advances quickly due to epidemiological pressures.

I’m truly fond of my Plague Mistress, but I wouldn’t spend so much time with her if not for the quarantine.

by WhyDoIHaveToExplainThings March 18, 2020

Plague Bib

When a person wears a face mask or face covering covering below their nose and mouth, rendering them positively useless. Plague Bibs are generally seen on people who are skirt a mask regulation, but also worn for those who want to have their mask handy to pull up when someone approaches. Synonym: "chin diaper" which was coined on"South Park" Season 24, Ep 1 "The Pandemic Special

"Both the cashier and the guy behind me in the checkout both were wearing plague bibs. I am so going to die."
"That lady, Karen, she raised a fuss about wearing a mask and stomped out. She came back in with one on, but plague bib style.
"I"m just going to wear my mask like a plague bib when I go to the park, if anyone comes nearby, I can just pull it up. "

by dottie hinkle December 25, 2020

Plague doctor

Doctor

Sick. Doctor help I I I I I

Plague Doctor, he is fucking stupid

by Doctor124 August 17, 2021

Plague Bag

A shopping bag full of used tissues that someone who is sick would fill.

Please throw that plague bag away and just fill a new one, I understand you're sick and yes, I know you're miserable but I feel that you're cultivating a science project that won't get you extra credit with the teacher.

-Yardy to Cash probably, Good. Better. Quest!

by 2xTyler September 7, 2022

Hood Plague

The Hood Plague is a sinus condition contracted by students in the third or fourth week of Fall classes after the air conditioners come on in the dorms.

"Crap, I have a paper due tomorrow but I can't think because I have the damn Hood Plague"

"Can I get out of class, I've come down with Hood Plague"

by Hoodlum December 9, 2012

PlaGue Bear

any being or entite that annoys, leads to your contraction of the plauge, or party-boys you .

"Geez, you are such a plaGue bear."

by Richard Goad May 13, 2005

Irish plague

small penis

Me to my girlfriend before we got busy for the first time: 'I have the Irish Plague'

Her in her charming New York accent: 'You asshole, I don't want to catch that'
Me: 'No, it means me prick is small'

by Getstheladies May 15, 2016