toilet paper

Something to wipe your ass with.
See yugio cards

Hahahahah! The blue eyes dragon yugio card is NO MATCH for my turd!

by J.L. February 13, 2004

Paper Bitch

Someone who overachieves by handing in his/her work through some kind of paper format (letters/essays, etc..) made popular by the movie 'The Other Guys'

Teacher : "Skyler was the only one to turn in his essay today, why didn't you guys turn in yours ahead of time like Skyler?

Student "PAPER BITCH!!!"

by Todd P Hunkleberry September 25, 2010

white papers

An executive summary; a report whose purpose is to simplify an unknown subject or product in a desirable way. Also, a report summarizing a session of parliament or government in the UK.

"We got another pile of white papers from M$. I threw them in the circular file."

"I needed to catch up on the day's decisions so I grabbed the latest white paper."

by Mike Losh December 3, 2007

Paper Ts

A cool way to say “paper towels.”

I spilled Diet Coke. Hand me those paper Ts!

by Schloofy June 14, 2018

paper-saviour

When one has a horrificaly messy shit and realises there is no paper, hearby using a paper-saviour to clean themselves up - eg, old train tickets, pages from a book, £10 bills. Not to be confused with paper-saver.

"The night was dark, cold and remote. I had been in this toilet for six minutes now, wondering how I could get myself out of the shitty mess I had made of my arsehole. Then I seen it. A paper-saviour in the form of an old sock, disguarded like it had no purpous on Earth anymore. 'Well it would have one more use now' I thought as I wiped away smiling."

by Martin Hunter May 3, 2006

dino-paper

Toilet paper used by dinos in forest or nature areas where there is no toilet. It is always found on the surface of the forest floor or ground. It is never burried (dinos don't dig). Usually when found it is soiled with dino feces. Is often found right on the trail when dinos have been there.

person: Eww! Look at all that dino-paper on the trail! Those dinos don't even have the decency to bury it!

by kayls miles September 28, 2012

Switching to Paper

When one is deprived of an internet connection for an extended period of time and can only enjoy pornography its traditional magazine form

"I just moved and won't have internet for another week. Looks like I'm switching to paper in the meantime."

by Sexy Randal December 19, 2009