Math

Your Phone Number..
In the example below..lol,I tried to make it as Interesting as Possible..But I failed..I aint a Comedian Bitch!!haha

"Aye Yo girl,can I get yo Math shawty?"

"Sure..1-800-TOO HOT FOR YOU Biatch"

"Its like that Now?"

"Yeah,I dont like you anyway,so why you askin' for My number dude?"

by Vymizzle July 25, 2007

Maths

The Improper way of spelling /saying "Math". British people use it because the queen taught them. "Math" sounds better than "Maths" and if you do say the latter, you are VERY stupid because "Math" is ONE THING. A SUBJECT.

Brit:Im going off to maths now! Pip Pip Cheerio!
*Smart guy Shoots off Brit's Kneecap*
Smart Guy: You're an idiot. Im gonna make sure you do not contaminate the rest of the world by saying "Maths"!
*Smart guy shoots off Brit's balls*
Brit: Ill hang myself after Maths Cl...
*Smart Guy fires the rest of the clip into Brit's head*

by Sam Douglas July 05, 2005

Math

The act of exchanging ones personal phone number.

if you wanted to exchange phone numbers with someone you would say "could i get your math.

or "lets exchange math"

by the duder of the chi April 23, 2009

Maths

Ironically hated by most def. writers, because without maths, there would be no urbandictionary, no internet, and no computers...

Still, it's one of the most pointless subjects in the world...

2+2 is 5, 5+5 is 15 3+3 is 97,800,678

by PulpDood July 30, 2005

maths

Absolutley crap its the worst thing ever i mean in real life why would you need to know about x or y its a load of shite

O my god we got maths today
Oh no its sooooooo borin

by bby lou xxx January 23, 2007

Maths

One of the weapons of mass-torture (WMT) that teachers have up their sleeves, only useful if you wanna become an engineer or doctor or something fancy like that. Maths is known to bore the poor students who study it to the point of depression-induced suicide. It can pay the bills though.

I plan to become an artist so I don't see how studying Maths at A-level will do me any good.

by Captain Capable July 18, 2011

math

Physics' bitch. Only practical application being in phyiscs; otherwise completely useless. Similar to a whore: only good for one thing.

Sir Isaac Newton developed calculus for use in physics problems.

by Frunkard June 12, 2005