flush factory

The act of taking a shit and flushing multiple times during the process, either because the load is too large or in order to stir annoyance.

He's taking a flush factory up there, I can here the toilet from down here.

by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

Chronic Flush

The act of taking a dumb, urinating, sneezing, coughing, and puking -- all simultaneously.

May also be caused by a chronic version of shit bricks; grade A of shit bricks.

Guy: dude the Devil's after me..
Friend: WTF bro?
Guy: no really!! I just had a chronic flush in the bathroom!!
Friend: you're dumb, and that's disgusting.

Dude: yoyoyo! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy: stfu you lion pendejo.

*dude shows guy video*
Guy: I'm coulda shit bricks.
Dude: if your penis was mine, you coulda had a chronic flush.

by Barca,A February 1, 2010

flush piss

Action of when a male urinates after ejaculation to clear the urithra of excess cum. Typically a short low volume stream of urine, but also can turn into a regular urination.

Short term- washing the cum out of your penis so it doesnt drip out slowly

Male- hold on babe i have to flush piss real quick.

by LtheWerewolf February 21, 2018

Survival Flush

The act of flushing, often repeatedly, because of the horror of the odors you are now smothered in. A desperate act of self preservation, when you are well beyond the courtesy flush and simply need to make it out alive. Usually accompanied by statements like "what the hell did I eat" or "Oh god, just get me out of here."

Dude, I was hurting bad, I don't even care about how bad I wrecked the bowl, I was pulling survival flushes.

by tonysnc October 3, 2014

FLUSHING IS VOLUNTARY

Making an EFFORT.

Realize that if you are going to handle any responsibility FLUSHING IS VOLUNTARY as just PUSH DOWN to dissolve your EFFORT when you are ready to HANDLE IT.

by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE August 15, 2021

Nothing but flush

The ability for a guy to accurately aim his stream of pee without hitting the pee pond, thereby avoiding awkward splashing.

Guy: whew! I feel 10 pounds lighter.

Girl: what? What did you do?
Guy: took a giant piss.

Girl: I didn't hear a thing.

Guy: nothing but flush.

by bob beeflips September 11, 2014

Check Flush

Flushing a second time after taking a big shit to see if it still flushes.

After that taco bell I had to do a check flush.

by Exponaut620 June 16, 2014