express shits

Also widely known as diarrhea. Can cause extreme discomfort and a hefty laundry bill with embarrassment if not careful.

Man, look at the brown stains on that guy. He must not have known he had the express shits!!

by Matman1984 November 29, 2020

Expressive Following

Just like stalking, but better, because then you don’t have the negative stigma around stalking

“Expressive following ins my specialty”

by Kendia244 August 8, 2018

Polar Express

When you fist your significant other with a handful of ice cubes in your hands

You wanna know whats better than a minivan a Polar Express!

by NotTonyHawk November 14, 2020

The Banter Express

When your banter is on top form to the extent that all your mates get involved.

"Toot toot, all aboard The Banter Express, lads!"

by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016

pand express

the place where you get some orange chicken and chow mein. Ironically, the seemingly Chinese restaurant is rarely run by actual Asian people.

American: "alright lets go to pand express"
Chinese: "That place offends my culture"

by dontdodrugsjustlickthings June 7, 2018

Bipolar Express

The depressing version of the Polar Express

Guy 1: "Man, life's so depressing right now."
Guy 2: "Dude, just take a ride on the Bipolar Express, it'll fix you up"

by "KidFriendly-Yeet" January 17, 2019

cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.

Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.

by Literally_Satan July 10, 2014