Verb: It's when you have a great big messy shit under the covers.
Noun: A big pile of wet shit stinking up the air trapped under a blanket*
*Dutch volcanoes have been observed in other enclosed spaces such as tents, sleeping bags, and, occasionally, entire vehicles.
Noun: A big pile of wet shit stinking up the air trapped under a blanket*
*Dutch volcanoes have been observed in other enclosed spaces such as tents, sleeping bags, and, occasionally, entire vehicles.
"I Dutch volcanoed so badly it left a burn mark in the bed frame."
"The largest Dutch volcano on record is named Zuidwal and is located under the Wadden Sea in the Netherlands. The second largest Dutch volcano just shot out of my ass and into my sheets."
"The largest Dutch volcano on record is named Zuidwal and is located under the Wadden Sea in the Netherlands. The second largest Dutch volcano just shot out of my ass and into my sheets."
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Get the Dutch volcano mug.when you smoke too many dutches and it starts to affect your lungs, causing you to cough and lose stamina or endurance
Dude, I got the dutch lung so bad I can't run ten feet with out coughing
I coughed up black shit this morning, I got the dutch lung bad
I coughed up black shit this morning, I got the dutch lung bad
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Get the dutch lung mug.When you fart in your hand, cup it and palm someones face. A less extreme however very effective version of the Dutch Oven.
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"it WAS going good but i accidentally gave her a dutch lasagna the other night and she dumped me."
"it WAS going good but i accidentally gave her a dutch lasagna the other night and she dumped me."
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Get the dutch lasagna mug.The action of trapping an unsuspecting person in a place which you have released a deadly fart cloud. This "place" can be under the bed covers, in a sleeping bag, in a locked car, in a closet, or any place that will trap the cloud allowing maximum fumage.
On our camping trip, Joe Bob gave me a dutch oven by farting into my sleeping bag and zipping me up in it. I survived to tell the story.
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"We were playing Wizard staff and he suddenly turned into a Dutch Bird."
"He was so foggerhoffed he pulled off a Dutch Bird in the middle of the parking lot!"
Person 1 : "How did I get all these scraps on my face?"
Person 2 : "You crash landed your Dutch Bird on a gravel parking lot last night"
"He was so foggerhoffed he pulled off a Dutch Bird in the middle of the parking lot!"
Person 1 : "How did I get all these scraps on my face?"
Person 2 : "You crash landed your Dutch Bird on a gravel parking lot last night"
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