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Johnson Curl

A weight that you use your Johnson to lift up off the ground
"Look at that guy over there, he's Johnson curling 100lbs!!"

"I wish my Johnson could curl that much"
by theoreticalbias May 1, 2023
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Bed Head Curls

The act of wrapping your hair around one’s dick and sleeping like that overnight. Wake up with bouncy voluminous curls. Inspired by iluvpigblood on tiktok.
Hey babe, I don’t want my hair to be heat damaged can we try bed head curls tonight?
by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023
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nine inch curls

The arm muscles that you get from giving killer blowjobs are called nine inch curls.
Her: Your arms are killer! What is your exercise routine?
Me: Nine inch curls a couple times a week! (wink, wink)
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 21, 2022
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Curls

A cringe new haircut fashion, curls, ah yes curls, since NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN YALL MF CRINGEBOYS WANT EM EH???

what about back in the early 2010s when curls were “nasty” and “uNaTtRacTivE” ?? Smfh the hypocrisy
Y’all straight headed mfs want curls now, lmao smfh

But yes curls are IN NOW, ever since 2017–Ish give or take an extra year
by ben&scarys September 24, 2022
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Curl sexual

The attracting for curly hair.
Can be a man can be a woman also can be a non binary.
If you like curly your curl sexual. FACTS!
Yo!
I love your curly hair!!
Btw im curl sexual...
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Fanny curl

When you are hear of something revolting of a sexual nature or relating to sexual health which induces the feeling of your Fanny lips curling in on them self as to seal the vagina out of disgust.
His foot fetish made my Fanny curl!
by Pdiddyhasalittlewilly October 5, 2022
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Blake Curl

A person who claims that they are straight but constantly makes sexual references and does sexual things around the boys making it seem as if they are gay.
Guy - Damn, I know he likes a girl and all, but he tried to give me anal
Other Guy - He must be a Blake Curls
by Boner man 420 May 9, 2022
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