critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee you can drink, i. e. having one to many cups of coffee resulting in becoming very tired instead of alert and awake.

"oh boy, I'm too tired for the meeting now"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"

by bustrud March 9, 2023

criticalize

To criticize someone mercilessly. To shred someone with criticism.

"He criticalized me so bad that I had to punch him in the mouth."
"I'm not criticalizing you, I'm just giving some friendly advice!"

by Khizzar March 17, 2024

critical repositioning

The act of strategically abandoning your team. Used mainly in the game of Fortnite.

“Dude are you leaving your team!?”
“No. This is critical repositioning.”

by wildmanhunt January 3, 2019

Criticizing A.I.

Stop doing it. You're actively preventing me from fixing it.

Hym "Stop criticizing A.I. as if you don't know I can just fix it immediately. You're an asshole and a dumb one. The A.I. isn't the problem. The people doing it are doing it wrong. They're reverse-engineering someone else's work."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2024

Critical shot

A situation when u are boning her pussy and ur dong suddenly slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.

by Scaffold June 5, 2019

criticism

when your friend says you are the reason for the world to go under just because you decided to buy extra editions of some of the books you already have (like learn to chill bro)

-spoiled brat

"you are always so mean" - spoiled brat

"no, it's criticism" - friend

by readyouryoung April 4, 2024

Cookie Critic

This is just a sugar coated term for gacha whore or in other terms a whale.

P1: I ONLY WANTED SOME PNG WAIFUS MAN
P2: stfu cookie critic

by BruhYeetSkrrt February 28, 2020