Amazon Bop

A woman who starts working at an Amazon warehouse and suddenly becomes a freaky whore. The effects of the "Amazon Bop" phenomenon can effect single women or ones currently in a relationship.

"You talk to Jamie lately? He was down bad in love with that Amazon Bop Kaelie last i heard"
"Bro, you said your girl started at AMAZON? Nah bro, its over. She's boutta turn into an Amazon bop."

by Samurijackfan283 February 9, 2025

amazon

I Amazon.

Dude you live in your van, where do you piss? I Amazon. I piss in a drink container.

by Karma Lodro April 27, 2021

Amazon slaves

Amazon slaves are the people who work for the Amazon delivery service and package, known for their slavery like work hours and the lack of labour rights, in fact they are more like slaves than workers.

Wow those Amazon slaves I felt pity of them

by Hippoliver August 10, 2022

amazon roulette

When you've been drinking, buy things on Amazon, forgot you bought things while drinking, and random items show up at your house.

Apparently I played amazon roulette the other night because I have no idea what the boxes on my doorstep are.

by mooyo June 4, 2016

Amazon shut in

A person who has no reason to leave the house, bathe, shave, or even change their clothes because that purchasable in life, which would normally take errands--and the social hygiene associated with same--can be ordered to their front door step from that "internet rain forest" which has all.

Dude, the dog smells better than you. When was the last time you showered?!

Dude: I think it was some time back in the "modem days" dude, I'm not sure! I'm an Amazon shut in!

by ribick November 21, 2019

Kamen Rider Amazon

Kamen Rider Amazon is a character from the Kamen Rider franchise who appears in his eponymous show.

Kamen Rider Amazon is described as a beastlier and more realistic Tarzanesque equivalent of Bomba the Jungle Boy. His monster form is a mix of monitor lizard, catfish, chameleon, bulldog bat, rabbit and gorilla powers.

by Snapper2001 February 22, 2024

Amazon Easy

When something is designed so simply, clearly, and conveniently that anyone can use it without effort. Used to describe any process, system or explanation that feels instant, intuitive and frictionless. Used to describe any process where the effort level is closest to zero, and the convenience level is almost to a maximum.

This proposal is too complicated, please rewrite it until it's Amazon Easy.

If the jury can't follow it, the brief isn't Amazon Easy yet.

These HR forms need to be Amazon Easy, or people won't bother using them.

If booking a doctor's appointment was Amazon Easy, I'd actually go.

by Stick Stokes December 1, 2025