A disease commonly contracted to those who have sex with Andrew.
Side effect include: psychotic behavior, prolonged attachment and booty growth.
May also contract CCD (Cock craving disorder)
Side effect include: psychotic behavior, prolonged attachment and booty growth.
May also contract CCD (Cock craving disorder)
by Dr.Ahi October 24, 2018
Get the Andrewitismug. A guy who has the back of a head that feels like a peanut. Has Scoliosis when he does planks. But he’s a good boy.
by Peanut legal May 26, 2021
Get the Andrewmug. Andrews are amazing guys. Very loud and energetic in public, these guys are almost always huge teddy bears once you get to know them. I have never not known an Andrew to not love hugs. Andrews can be very random. Sometimes they are very "manly" and love sports, fast cars, etc. Other times, Andrews will love to sit down and just cuddle. Almost every Andrew loves music in one way or another, most likely singing along to their favorite music, or making/playing music in a band or in school. Every Andrew plays an instrument. Andrews can also be very nerdy, and constantly obsessed with comic books, video games, and movies. All Andrews are also incredibly funny and quick-witted. They almost always have a joke or pun waiting to be used, even if its terrible. If you are ever lucky enough to date an Andrew, be prepared. They are very physical, and will almost immediately start with the constant hugging and cuddling. However, Andrews are normally gentlemen, with great manners. Some excellent ideas for a date with an Andrew is simply to stay in. Cuddle up and watch movies. Disney especially. Most Andrews struggle with self-doubt and occasionally depression. Be prepared to listen if they really need to vent. Also, try and give them enough attention, as their self-doubt can make them assume you dont care (which is never the case, hopefully). Overall, Andrews are incredibly kind, caring, funny, adorable guys, and you should consider yourself lucky to know one.
Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Andrew started dating?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a huge sweetheart. He's so considerate and funny and porky. He's just perfect!
Girl 1: Good for you! I need an Andrew in my life...
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a huge sweetheart. He's so considerate and funny and porky. He's just perfect!
Girl 1: Good for you! I need an Andrew in my life...
by SaucySomebody October 25, 2019
Get the Andrewmug. Andrew is a redneck and loves trucks and beer. He laughs like a naked mole rat and used to have a rat tail. He gets annoyed very easily and won't let you touch his goldfish.
by Pepsi_Cola_7341 April 16, 2019
Get the Andrewmug. A league of legends addicted fuck. Probably Asian. Andrew's shower at most once a week and literally rot in their own must. Can never get girls because of their lack of basic social skills and nasty gaming addiction. Andrews resort to being fucking perverts because no girls want them. Literally, never try to be friends with an Andrew that's so embarrassing for you. Just pathetic.
by skrtskrtm8 September 25, 2020
Get the Andrewmug. by Cracked soul April 16, 2020
Get the Andrewmug. Andrew is a sweet, kind, and handsome person, his personality can sweep you of your feet! He doesn’t really like sports much and he doesn’t care how you look, or who are, or what you go by! He loves you for you. He can discourage himself yeah, but he’ll want you to stay with him through his toughest times! He’ll stay with you, no matter what you ever did, he’ll still love you for you. And you should too.
by Skater boy June 19, 2020
Get the Andrewmug.